POPDRIP
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| 03 Jun 2013 04:35 PM |
| Have you accepted our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ into your heart and soul? |
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diered97
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| 03 Jun 2013 04:37 PM |
@diered97 greatest first post i have ever read in my entire life. bravo. |
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POPDRIP
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| 03 Jun 2013 04:42 PM |
Allow me to tell you the wonders of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior. He's a sound investment of money, that water to wine stuff? That stuff's cash, thousands of dollars per day selling that wine. And it's not the cheap stuff, they call it Jesus blood, dunno why. But trust me, that's how I got all my money, it's truly worth it. |
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POPDRIP
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| 03 Jun 2013 04:44 PM |
Don't let him into your house, though. He's a huge freeloader, and expects your constant praise, or he'll drown you in locusts. Just tell him you want a few thousand gallons of the wine, and then sell it, make your moneys worth, and live the rest of your life in comfort. You'll be so rich every day could be Sabbath for you! |
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POPDRIP
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| 03 Jun 2013 04:47 PM |
| THIS POST IS GENIUS SOMEONE ACKNOWLEDGE ME. |
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