Frosty6
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| 01 Jun 2013 05:46 PM |
1. Open the package of gummy bears.
2. Select two gummi bears of any color except red (the red gummy bears are eaten only after all the other gummy bears have been consumed – I’ll explain why later).
3. Suck the two gummy bears. Do not chew or bite. You can only chew or bite once you’ve sucked the gummy bears to the point that you can’t feel their features (ears, nose, hands & feet) on your tongue anymore. Completely dissolving the first two gummy bears in your mouth is the only way to pay homage to the gummy bear gods for allowing you to eat their kin.
4. Select another two gummy bears of any color except red. This time, you can suck/chew/bite them anyway you like.
5. Once you have consumed all the non-red gummy bears, you can eat the red gummi bears. You saved these till last not because they are the best ones, but because their flavor profile is super-strong and tends to over-power the taste of the other gummi bears so they are best eaten alone. It was also requested by the gummy bear gods that you honor the red gummy bear's flavour.
6. To repeat the experience, open another package of Gummy Bears and see #2.
WARNING: If you do not eat gummy bears as so, the Gummy Bear Gods will get their revenge for eating their kin without paying homage. |
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Frosty6
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| 01 Jun 2013 05:49 PM |
| Everyone must be aware of the rules before eating. |
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| 01 Jun 2013 05:51 PM |
Oh , just put them into your mouth and chew them.
~I'm a ghost , Castro!~ |
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