Holmes01
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| 30 May 2013 02:15 PM |
Once, there was this friendly yellow Aardvark that lived in a desert. You see, the Aardvark was insanely hungry because he could not find any food to eat. So he traveled and traveled until he got to the city of Chicago. The Aardvark was roaming the streets and saw this red car, he was sooo hungry that he ate the red car. People watched him as he grew bigger by the minute. Soon he got big enough to eat people, and so he did. One by one he ate every person in Chicago as they screamed in terror. And inch by inch the Aardvark got bigger and bigger. He, the Aardvark eventually got big enough to eat skyscrapers and houses, and so he did. The Aardvark ate everything in sight, and none could stop him. Then once the Aardvark ate the whole city of Chicago, he drank the whole Chicago river. And he lived happily ever after at a disclosed location C:
That sir, is the story of the Aardvark that ate Chicago!.
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xSanctum
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| 30 May 2013 02:15 PM |
| Join my primary. That was a fun war. |
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bloxman26
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| 30 May 2013 02:16 PM |
| is this a spinoff of the blob |
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jack705
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| 30 May 2013 02:17 PM |
| What the hell did I just read |
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Holmes01
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bloxman26
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| 30 May 2013 02:19 PM |
| its like this alien blob of tar that eats stuff and get bigger and bigger and bigger |
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Holmes01
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| 30 May 2013 02:19 PM |
| Well you see, this is an Aardvark, not a blob. An Aardvark. |
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evey93
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Holmes01
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| 30 May 2013 02:22 PM |
| Guys this is a true story that I got from the future after I went through my time machine. The people say we should be warned of this mysterious Aardvark. |
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evey93
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| 30 May 2013 02:24 PM |
| You aren't funny, by the way. |
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Holmes01
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| 30 May 2013 02:26 PM |
| Well this isn't supposed to be funny! This is serious...WHO WOULD DARE LAUGH AT SUCH DISASTER!?!? |
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Holmes01
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| 30 May 2013 02:58 PM |
Crap, I better go buy some anti-ardvark underpants!
-Praetor Firearm2112, 2ic of The Millinarian Empire. |
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| 30 May 2013 02:59 PM |
Seriously bro, what have you been sippin' on? I seriously need that. |
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yuiopp
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| 30 May 2013 03:01 PM |
... I didn't sell him any nose candy. Honest!... OK, fine, I did. What else was I gonna do? |
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Holmes01
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TheNov
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| 30 May 2013 03:20 PM |
im in Chicago and find this very offensive.
reporting. |
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Holmes01
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| 30 May 2013 03:21 PM |
| TheNov is just mad he's gonna get eating. |
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TheNov
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| 30 May 2013 03:22 PM |
well, who's gonna be laughing when dis thread gets c'd
you monster. |
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Holmes01
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| 30 May 2013 03:23 PM |
| I think we should all come to an agreement, that the Aardvark is the REAL monster here. |
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Holmes01
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Holmes01
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Holmes01
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Holmes01
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| 30 May 2013 05:55 PM |
| Bumping until that guy sees it. |
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| 30 May 2013 06:26 PM |
| Bartender, I'll have what he's having |
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