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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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30 May 2013 02:15 PM
Once, there was this friendly yellow Aardvark that lived in a desert. You see, the Aardvark was insanely hungry because he could not find any food to eat. So he traveled and traveled until he got to the city of Chicago.
The Aardvark was roaming the streets and saw this red car, he was sooo hungry that he ate the red car. People watched him as he grew bigger by the minute. Soon he got big enough to eat people, and so he did. One by one he ate every person in Chicago as they screamed in terror. And inch by inch the Aardvark got bigger and bigger.
He, the Aardvark eventually got big enough to eat skyscrapers and houses, and so he did.
The Aardvark ate everything in sight, and none could stop him. Then once the Aardvark ate the whole city of Chicago, he drank the whole Chicago river.
And he lived happily ever after at a disclosed location C:

That sir, is the story of the Aardvark that ate Chicago!.
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xSanctum is not online. xSanctum
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30 May 2013 02:15 PM
Join my primary. That was a fun war.
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bloxman26 is not online. bloxman26
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30 May 2013 02:16 PM
is this a spinoff of the blob
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jack705 is not online. jack705
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30 May 2013 02:17 PM
What the hell did I just read
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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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30 May 2013 02:17 PM
Wth is the blob -_-
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bloxman26 is not online. bloxman26
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30 May 2013 02:19 PM
its like this alien blob of tar that eats stuff and get bigger and bigger and bigger
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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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30 May 2013 02:19 PM
Well you see, this is an Aardvark, not a blob. An Aardvark.
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evey93 is not online. evey93
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30 May 2013 02:22 PM
How original.
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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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30 May 2013 02:22 PM
Guys this is a true story that I got from the future after I went through my time machine. The people say we should be warned of this mysterious Aardvark.
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evey93 is not online. evey93
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30 May 2013 02:24 PM
You aren't funny, by the way.
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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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30 May 2013 02:26 PM
Well this isn't supposed to be funny! This is serious...WHO WOULD DARE LAUGH AT SUCH DISASTER!?!?
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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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30 May 2013 02:33 PM
Bump
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firearm2112 is not online. firearm2112
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30 May 2013 02:58 PM
Crap, I better go buy some anti-ardvark underpants!

-Praetor Firearm2112, 2ic of The Millinarian Empire.
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WastefulCarl is not online. WastefulCarl
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30 May 2013 02:59 PM
Seriously bro, what have you been sippin' on?
I seriously need that.
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yuiopp is not online. yuiopp
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30 May 2013 03:01 PM
... I didn't sell him any nose candy. Honest!...
OK, fine, I did. What else was I gonna do?
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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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30 May 2013 03:19 PM
Hmpf
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TheNov is not online. TheNov
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30 May 2013 03:20 PM
im in Chicago and find this very offensive.

reporting.
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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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30 May 2013 03:21 PM
TheNov is just mad he's gonna get eating.
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TheNov is not online. TheNov
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30 May 2013 03:22 PM
well, who's gonna be laughing when dis thread gets c'd

you monster.
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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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30 May 2013 03:23 PM
I think we should all come to an agreement, that the Aardvark is the REAL monster here.
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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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30 May 2013 03:36 PM
Yeh
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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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30 May 2013 04:05 PM
B
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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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30 May 2013 04:27 PM
Another B
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Holmes01 is not online. Holmes01
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30 May 2013 05:55 PM
Bumping until that guy sees it.
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FreedomTheory is online. FreedomTheory
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30 May 2013 06:26 PM
Bartender, I'll have what he's having
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