hesher
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| 21 Dec 2012 10:10 PM |
You should read (NEWB), my bestselling story (lol) before reading this. This is book 2! Even if you havn't read number 1, enjoy.
Josh was playing Roblox, like usual, on his account, ‘Hesher’. He decided to check his inbox and read all the messages he probably got. Ever since he was famous for making Merley models for Catalog Heaven, and making an epic war game, he had tons of spam in his inbox. He also got a lot of respect form the blog, ‘ROBLOX talk’, and his friends at school that played Roblox were excited when he came into the room. He remembered when he was only a newb, and everyone hated him. But now, he was first class famous! He tried not to go too over the head with his popularity, but he DID show off a bit at school. He deleted all the spam in his inbox, but then found one by Cwassy3, Josh's best friend. It said, “Hesher, why don’t you have any forum posts? D: (Btw, can’t wait till Chirstmas!)” As famous as Josh was, he had no idea what forum posts were. He messaged Cwassy3 back, saying, “What are forum posts? If you tell me what they are I will try them out! (BTW, yup me too :D)” Cwassy invited Josh to a party, and explained about forums, and how you can report glitches, make stories (Like the one I’m telling you now!), and play games. “Cool,” Josh said, “I’ll try it now!” Josh went onto RP Forums, and made THIS post:
War rp!
in this rp, you are in a war against the english. no godmodding! heres my first post:
*i duck for cover* oh not the English are shooting run!
Since this was Joshes first time on the forums, he didn’t really – um, meet the requirements for a good RP post (especially his grammar!). Josh waited a bit for someone to reply, and someone did. But it wasn't a good someone.
Tons of more chapters to come. Please, post a reply and keep reading! It's free! Just joknig, its 20$! No, it's free.
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hesher
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| 21 Dec 2012 10:22 PM |
| How in the world did this get unlocked .-. |
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| 21 Dec 2012 10:22 PM |
| My sheer anger destroyed the lock as I read this. |
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hesher
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| Joined: 21 Feb 2012 |
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| 22 Dec 2012 09:53 AM |
| Guys, my computer is weird and is locking my forums sometimes, so I will wait a while and try again. So sorry! |
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Retaunt28
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| Joined: 02 Jun 2012 |
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| 23 Dec 2012 02:45 PM |
| @Hesher I think I know that someone, ME! But in (The Newb), I'm Hesher's friend. Now I agreed to be the bad guy in The Forum Noob. Also, I do spend a lot of time on M/TV/B, Video Game Fans and Forum Games. But not much time on Role-Playing. |
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| 23 Dec 2012 03:44 PM |
*pays $20*
~Crash is Best Bandicoot |
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Retaunt28
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| 26 Dec 2012 02:10 PM |
| MAKE NOA! Oh and *pays $20* :( |
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hesher
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| 27 Dec 2012 08:58 AM |
Okay, I think it's all better. Next chapter!
His name was Retaunt28. He replied, “Lol, Grammar please.” Josh was a bit ticked off by this. He replied to Retaunt, saying, “its a game not a lawsuit.” Little did josh know, he lit off a fuse. He lit off a troll fuse. Yes, Retaunt was a forum troll. He had successfully trolled 83 people so far (Not that he was keeping count, but he did). Sadly, Josh was his next target. Retaunt Responded, saying, “Dude, you can at least TRY. And by the way, this RP really sucks. Where are we? When are we? What weapons do we have? You don’t even have a profile. So, little one, please try again.” Josh was too weak for this troll! He should have just ignored him. But no- he replied to him once more. The fatal strike.
Sorry I had problems earlier, but now it is k. Please check in with the story every time you can!
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Retaunt28
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| Joined: 02 Jun 2012 |
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| 27 Dec 2012 06:01 PM |
| Hesher, that is AWESOME! And in real life, I would never troll Josh's RP. I don't even troll. But this is fiction. It's OK if it's fiction. And by the way, it is great! |
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| 27 Dec 2012 07:04 PM |
| When will I be in it? I was one of the first people to ask to be in when The Newb came out. Sorry if it sounds kinda pushy but I was just asking when. |
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hesher
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| 28 Dec 2012 11:16 AM |
Next chapter! And I know you would not troll Retaunt!
Josh said to Retaunt, “if this forum is to complicated for you you dont have to do it” Retaunt Replied, “Oh, no, it’s not that. It’s just that you are to weak – minded for the forums.” Josh was getting mad fast. He replied, “just stop being stupid” But the troll was too good! “No, silly, you’re getting me mixed up with you!” Josh was going to bring out the big guns. He posted, “i am the owner of call of robloxia, you know.” Of course, Retaunt replied, “Really? Does that game have tons of grammar mistakes too?” Many other people saw this forum, and saw how Josh had looked like a noob, trying to troll a troll. “Lol Hesher, don’t be a noob!” posted StarGuy187. Josh was stricken dumb. He had not seen that word in quite a while – noob. He remembered when everyone used to call him noob. He was scared. He did not want to go from famous to noob that quick! He decided to give up on that forum. He tried to make a new one on forum games. But he knew little about trolls – he didn't know they followed.
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Retaunt28
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| 28 Dec 2012 09:05 PM |
AN ADDITION TO THE BOOK:
Me: *follows Josh* What's up? |
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Retaunt28
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| 28 Dec 2012 09:06 PM |
*pays another $20*
You know, I wish books were free. Then I could blast portals on them all day and not have to pay any money. |
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Retaunt28
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| 29 Dec 2012 05:52 PM |
| Just to let everyone know, I'M A PORTAL EXPERT! |
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| 29 Dec 2012 06:14 PM |
N
~RainbowDash101, President of OT~ |
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hesher
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| Joined: 21 Feb 2012 |
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| 30 Dec 2012 11:17 AM |
| Ok why do people keep saying the letter N? Did u just watch Elmo or something .-. |
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