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Re: Should I take a DNA test to prove this? :/...

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Greenbeans512 is not online. Greenbeans512
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27 May 2013 01:49 PM
Well, you see, I believe I have some kind of equine ancestory. I mean, I act like a pony, think like a pony, talk like a pony, and I believe in my mind that I am in relationships with certain ponies.

Now, I know what you're thinking. I'm psycho. I'm crazy. I'm insane. Which I can see why you all would think that, as many people who see visions are, but this is not the case. This is an exception.

(I'm being 100% honest here)
The other day I had this vision in class of me and Fluttershy going out on a date to DisneyWorld. She was afraid to go on one of the rides by herself, so I went on riding with her. She told me she had a great time. I felt happy for her. My teacher told me I should stop daydreaming and start paying attention, I told her I couldn't because my pony instincts were kicking in. She ignored me, typical human...

My mediocre grades have been decreasing to awful grades because of my visions. I need to tell somebody it is because of my pony instincts. But I don't know how to prove it. I want to take a DNA test to prove I'm part equine, but I don't know how to ask anybody because they might think I'm psycho...
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ford08105 is not online. ford08105
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27 May 2013 01:50 PM
you're deluding yourself
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skyarex is not online. skyarex
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27 May 2013 01:51 PM
I will recommend you to my psychiatrist.

"Don't Panic"- HHGTTG
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Greenbeans512 is not online. Greenbeans512
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27 May 2013 01:52 PM
@Ford

No, I am 100% certain that this is happening. I have faith.
I think I have evidence in court when I have to prove I'm in a relationship with an imaginary character.
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gummybuns2 is not online. gummybuns2
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27 May 2013 01:52 PM
TL;DR
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pluspower is not online. pluspower
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27 May 2013 01:53 PM
10/10 amazing troll
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julienmauriemort is not online. julienmauriemort
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27 May 2013 01:53 PM
No
Fluttershy was already mine


"Whoops, zat vas not medicine" - Blu Medic
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DwoTimensional is not online. DwoTimensional
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27 May 2013 01:54 PM
11/10 this is almost like that one kid who thinks hes with twilight sparkle
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Twelfth is not online. Twelfth
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27 May 2013 01:54 PM
To embrace your inner pony: get off the computer and go prance around a field for the rest of your life and never look back. Be free my friend, be free!
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lollipopsaregood is not online. lollipopsaregood
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27 May 2013 01:55 PM
good thing my dads a psycologist.

how long has this been going on?

does this happen often?

do you eat more vegatables than anything else?

if you answered yes to any of these questions, (or 2 years or more for number 1)
GET A DNA SCAN.
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Greenbeans512 is not online. Greenbeans512
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27 May 2013 01:55 PM
@julien

I mean, I'm not in any romantic relationship with Fluttershy or anything. It's platonic. She comes and sees me everyday in my daydreams when she is sad and I comfort her. It is the only thing that makes me happy in my dreadful life. Btw, I never see attraction in anything because I am as.e..x.ual.
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julienmauriemort is not online. julienmauriemort
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27 May 2013 01:57 PM
Oh.... my way with her is... yeah.. I don't wanna get a ban.


"Whoops, zat vas not medicine" - Blu Medic
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Quinzilli is not online. Quinzilli
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27 May 2013 01:58 PM
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RadioactiveMudkip is not online. RadioactiveMudkip
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27 May 2013 01:59 PM
Go to a mental hospital....Your going insane
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Greenbeans512 is not online. Greenbeans512
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27 May 2013 02:00 PM
@julien

Why, I ask, are you attracted to Fluttershy? Ponies must be rescued. Ponies must be protected if they are not killed by man. Ponies are an endangered species, that is why I feel I should protect them and hold them in my arms. Fluttershy, I have noticed is quite weak and pitiful, she is a pony whom needs protection.
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julienmauriemort is not online. julienmauriemort
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27 May 2013 02:03 PM
Yeah, I"m "attracted". I'll just leave it at there so I won't get banned.


"Whoops, zat vas not medicine" - Blu Medic
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littlet11man is not online. littlet11man
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27 May 2013 02:03 PM
I really have nothing to say to this besides "Wow"
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Smashbro28 is not online. Smashbro28
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27 May 2013 02:05 PM
Chop of your fingers and you'll have hooves

problem solved

and say nay and pony stuff
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Greenbeans512 is not online. Greenbeans512
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27 May 2013 02:05 PM
And to the all whom say I am trolling, is quite offencive to me as I am the only one in Earth who has this special ability to see ponies. I aim to keep myself living forever, so I am a proud vegan. Fluttershy convinced me into becoming a vegan when she showed me all of the poor dying animals being killed by factories and machines. When I do die, however, I feel that ponies will miss me, and I don't want that to happen..
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Greenbeans512 is not online. Greenbeans512
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27 May 2013 02:09 PM
@smash

I do not want to chop off my fingers, for they are the fingers that I used to protect my dearest Fluttershy. If I have no fingers, I believe Fluttershy will leave me and I will be lonely forever until somepony else comes along.
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SkaneaOnOT is not online. SkaneaOnOT
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27 May 2013 02:10 PM
Lighten up on the MLP, boi
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Tdc88 is not online. Tdc88
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27 May 2013 02:11 PM
maybe not a DNA test but i recommend the autism test
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Quinzilli is not online. Quinzilli
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27 May 2013 02:12 PM
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faultydex is not online. faultydex
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27 May 2013 02:12 PM
stop listenig to my little pony before you turn into a werepony



~HENSHIN A GO-GO BABY!!~
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Greenbeans512 is not online. Greenbeans512
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27 May 2013 02:13 PM
@Tdc

I am aware many people confuse my special ability with Autism. And I understand you and respect your opinion. I got tested for Autism last year because I felt ignorant humans were controlling my life. Back then, I was classified as a human being, just like them. But I shall no longer.
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