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| 27 May 2013 01:49 PM |
Well, you see, I believe I have some kind of equine ancestory. I mean, I act like a pony, think like a pony, talk like a pony, and I believe in my mind that I am in relationships with certain ponies.
Now, I know what you're thinking. I'm psycho. I'm crazy. I'm insane. Which I can see why you all would think that, as many people who see visions are, but this is not the case. This is an exception.
(I'm being 100% honest here) The other day I had this vision in class of me and Fluttershy going out on a date to DisneyWorld. She was afraid to go on one of the rides by herself, so I went on riding with her. She told me she had a great time. I felt happy for her. My teacher told me I should stop daydreaming and start paying attention, I told her I couldn't because my pony instincts were kicking in. She ignored me, typical human...
My mediocre grades have been decreasing to awful grades because of my visions. I need to tell somebody it is because of my pony instincts. But I don't know how to prove it. I want to take a DNA test to prove I'm part equine, but I don't know how to ask anybody because they might think I'm psycho... |
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| 27 May 2013 01:51 PM |
I will recommend you to my psychiatrist.
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| 27 May 2013 01:52 PM |
@Ford
No, I am 100% certain that this is happening. I have faith. I think I have evidence in court when I have to prove I'm in a relationship with an imaginary character. |
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| 27 May 2013 01:53 PM |
No Fluttershy was already mine
"Whoops, zat vas not medicine" - Blu Medic |
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| 27 May 2013 01:54 PM |
| 11/10 this is almost like that one kid who thinks hes with twilight sparkle |
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| 27 May 2013 01:54 PM |
| To embrace your inner pony: get off the computer and go prance around a field for the rest of your life and never look back. Be free my friend, be free! |
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| 27 May 2013 01:55 PM |
good thing my dads a psycologist.
how long has this been going on?
does this happen often?
do you eat more vegatables than anything else?
if you answered yes to any of these questions, (or 2 years or more for number 1) GET A DNA SCAN. |
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| 27 May 2013 01:55 PM |
@julien
I mean, I'm not in any romantic relationship with Fluttershy or anything. It's platonic. She comes and sees me everyday in my daydreams when she is sad and I comfort her. It is the only thing that makes me happy in my dreadful life. Btw, I never see attraction in anything because I am as.e..x.ual. |
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| 27 May 2013 01:57 PM |
Oh.... my way with her is... yeah.. I don't wanna get a ban.
"Whoops, zat vas not medicine" - Blu Medic |
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| 27 May 2013 01:59 PM |
| Go to a mental hospital....Your going insane |
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| 27 May 2013 02:00 PM |
@julien
Why, I ask, are you attracted to Fluttershy? Ponies must be rescued. Ponies must be protected if they are not killed by man. Ponies are an endangered species, that is why I feel I should protect them and hold them in my arms. Fluttershy, I have noticed is quite weak and pitiful, she is a pony whom needs protection. |
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| 27 May 2013 02:03 PM |
Yeah, I"m "attracted". I'll just leave it at there so I won't get banned.
"Whoops, zat vas not medicine" - Blu Medic |
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| 27 May 2013 02:03 PM |
| I really have nothing to say to this besides "Wow" |
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| 27 May 2013 02:05 PM |
Chop of your fingers and you'll have hooves
problem solved
and say nay and pony stuff |
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| 27 May 2013 02:05 PM |
| And to the all whom say I am trolling, is quite offencive to me as I am the only one in Earth who has this special ability to see ponies. I aim to keep myself living forever, so I am a proud vegan. Fluttershy convinced me into becoming a vegan when she showed me all of the poor dying animals being killed by factories and machines. When I do die, however, I feel that ponies will miss me, and I don't want that to happen.. |
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| 27 May 2013 02:09 PM |
@smash
I do not want to chop off my fingers, for they are the fingers that I used to protect my dearest Fluttershy. If I have no fingers, I believe Fluttershy will leave me and I will be lonely forever until somepony else comes along. |
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| 27 May 2013 02:10 PM |
| Lighten up on the MLP, boi |
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| 27 May 2013 02:11 PM |
| maybe not a DNA test but i recommend the autism test |
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| 27 May 2013 02:12 PM |
stop listenig to my little pony before you turn into a werepony
~HENSHIN A GO-GO BABY!!~ |
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| 27 May 2013 02:13 PM |
@Tdc
I am aware many people confuse my special ability with Autism. And I understand you and respect your opinion. I got tested for Autism last year because I felt ignorant humans were controlling my life. Back then, I was classified as a human being, just like them. But I shall no longer. |
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