rocky713
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| 25 May 2013 09:43 PM |
You are performing Hamlet at your school's play. You play the title role, and are about to say the most famous monologue, when, all of a sudden, stagefright takes over and you forget your lines. What do you say instead?
A) I forgot my lines B) Why am I in school now, isn't it summer? C) You lost the game. D) THE MAN IN THE BACK OF THE THEATER HAS A GUN! |
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guy890007
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| 25 May 2013 09:43 PM |
D ~No, this isn't sparta, madness, or ROBLOX. This is a forum post ಠ_ರೃ~ |
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rocky713
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| 25 May 2013 09:47 PM |
"THE MAN IN THE BACK HAS A GUN!"
Everyone in the theater believes this is part of the act, because no one remembers Hamlet in high school. They also think that the man in the back with a gun shooting at the audience is also part of the act, and stay in their seats, not panicking. Now what?
A) Run away B) Tackle the man and save the day C) Tell everyone in the theater to do the Macarena D) Sit back and watch. |
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guy890007
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| 25 May 2013 09:48 PM |
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rocky713
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| 25 May 2013 09:51 PM |
You tell everyone in the theater to do the Macarena.
Half of the adults stand up and begin doing the Macarena, while the other half sit there confused wondering what in Sam's name a Macarena is. The shooter in the back of the theater drops his weapon and begins doing the Macarena too. What do you do now?
A) Grab the gun and quote a Schwarzeneggar line before shooting people in the theater B) Run C) Tell everyone to do the Hokey Pokey D) Tell everyone to stop and listen to your monologue. |
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guy890007
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| 25 May 2013 09:52 PM |
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rocky713
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| 25 May 2013 09:55 PM |
You run away from the auditorium
As you run out the auditorium of your high school and into the lobby, you see your principal making out with a rubber ducky. What do you do?
A) Approach him about his mental problems B) Join him C) Pretend like you never saw it and keep running D) Run back into the auditorium |
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Quasar99
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| 25 May 2013 09:55 PM |
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would you like fries with that. |
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rocky713
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| 25 May 2013 09:59 PM |
You walk up to your principal and ask him what he's doing.
"Well, ain't it obvious? I'm makin' out with my wife-to-be. You got a problem with man-to-object marriage?"
[ Open Response. ]
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| 25 May 2013 10:00 PM |
| "Yeah, I think that pole over there is looking for thy." I grumble, then point a pale finger towards a rusted pole. |
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| 25 May 2013 10:16 PM |
You say that^
The principal gives you a dirty look and goes back to kissing his duckey. What do you do now?
A) Run B) Join in. C) Pole dance D) Run back into the auditorium |
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guy890007
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| 26 May 2013 07:37 AM |
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