Xandalf
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| 23 May 2013 10:06 PM |
| I was sitting in a dark room, holding my flashlight and walking around. Just then, I heard a thump. I walked over and saw a guest with a sword! I ran around the dark corridors, seeking help. No one was there. I ran into a door and saw someone. "Help me! A guest holding a lethal weapon is going to kill me!" I say. |
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| 23 May 2013 10:08 PM |
| "Shut up and stop narrating everything you do" I say, having watched the poor sod running through the maintenance tunnels, not thinking to find a light. |
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| 23 May 2013 10:11 PM |
| "What is even happening?" I question, holding a giant rubber ducky. |
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| 23 May 2013 10:21 PM |
| A door flings open,and I come in dragging the corpse of what looks like an everyday civilian that was beaten to death. "I'm personally just "tidying up." |
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| 23 May 2013 10:24 PM |
| I look at the beaten civilian. My slow mind tries to analyze what this is but gives up. "That's not way to tidy up!" I pull out a broom of God knows where and start cleaning. |
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Xandalf
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| Joined: 18 Jul 2011 |
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| 23 May 2013 10:27 PM |
| Then, the guest bites my neck and I stab his face off with illumini. |
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| 23 May 2013 10:36 PM |
| "I was thinking more of hiding it rather then ridding of it entirely," I say,pulling a black bag that can carry a body seemingly out of my back pocket. |
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| 23 May 2013 10:38 PM |
| "I need some fried chicken!" I yell hungrily. I look around to see if I spot any greasy chicken meat. |
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Xandalf
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| 23 May 2013 10:53 PM |
| Because of the guest biting, Xandalf turned into Edward Cullen and sparkled for the rest of his ROBLOX life. |
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| 23 May 2013 10:56 PM |
| A door from the ceiling of the room slowly creeks and opens. Releasing a thin figure topped with a orange lined hat. "Can we just go kick somebody?" The figure complains, the voice sounding dry. |
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| 23 May 2013 10:59 PM |
| "Already did,and now I'm having to take care of body," I say motioning to the beaten corpse with a mediocre kick to its rib cage. |
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| 23 May 2013 11:38 PM |
A figure manifests, holding a severed arm. he brushed his ominous hood back, revealing long blond hair, and spoke with a thick Welsh accent. "Got a place to hide arms, huh?"
~I've got a joke. Modern Society |
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| 23 May 2013 11:41 PM |
| "Oh, this is rich." I said, recording this bizarre event on my camcorder. |
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| 23 May 2013 11:43 PM |
| I turn to the figure. "Yea,but I think the type of arms you want to hide are going to require something a bit thicker,or have you drained the arm of anything that could be messy?" I ask him as I start to cram the corpse into the bag. |
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| 23 May 2013 11:44 PM |
"Aye." he replied. "Sucked the bone marrow out meself, blood fell out when I cut 'em up."
~I've got a joke. Modern Society |
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| 24 May 2013 12:07 AM |
A door busted open to the side, and a man was revealed. He had a long black beard, and a five o'clock shadow. He was tall and quite muscular, he looked in his 20s, he had short black hair with patches of white along the front of it, there was a scar going across his right cheek, and he had a visible birthmark above his chest, as well as a large tattoo of a skull. you through his sleeved, dark green jacket that left his chest exposed. You could only see the birthmark at times, however, because his beard usually covered it. He wore baggy jeans and Rockport shoes, along with some finger-less biker gloves.
(getting better at appearance.) |
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tobs99
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| Joined: 04 Jun 2010 |
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| 24 May 2013 12:38 AM |
| *Nukes the server and errbud loses connection* q.q |
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| 24 May 2013 12:47 AM |
| bm8NCm5vLCB5b3UgZG9uJ3QNCnN0b3AgdHJ5aW5nIGtpZA== |
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| 24 May 2013 01:02 AM |
| A boy pops out of no where and pulls out of god knows where and starts shooting. |
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Eggman000
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| Joined: 16 Jan 2012 |
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| 24 May 2013 05:10 AM |
| A man made of a Xandlaf's bones farts in someones face. CRAP ALL OVER DA PLACE |
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| 24 May 2013 05:32 AM |
| A figure wearing a black yellow hoodie sits in a corner wide eyed and in shock. He presses his index and middle finger against the inside of his ear. "Tango O-4 we have a situation over here code XR-1:65 We need some backup." He removes a 9 millimeter handgun out of his hoodie pocket and loads the chamber. "There are some crazy people out there." He whispered. |
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| 24 May 2013 05:53 AM |
| A figure with pink hair and a black-and-white hoodie runs into the yellow-hoodied-guy, therefore the hood flys on. She takes the hood off and asks, "who got u the gun" (this is how i talk in roblox k?) With no reply, she slowly climbed over to the girl with the striped hat and sits with her. |
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| 24 May 2013 05:56 AM |
| The figure with the b&w hoodie and pink hair pulls the girl with the striped hat up to the ceiling and gives her some water. |
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| 24 May 2013 06:09 AM |
| "What the pig, riding alligator, is going on?!" I say, profusely spouting cash out of my fingertips. |
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