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| 22 May 2013 07:45 PM |
Go to home depot.
Go to backyard and patio section.
Pick out your favorite grill.
Make some dinner.
Thank your grill for allowing you to cook on it.
He tells you you are welcome.
You guys hug.
You become best friends.
You put the grill in your passenger seat of your convertible.
You and grill play the song "Let Me Tell You About My Best Friend" as you ride down the city streets.
You and grill go to the pier together and go to the art museum and touch the art.
You have a great time with grill on the golf course.
You and grill play pick up basketball games.
Every night is a dinner with grill.
Grill is now your best friend and you spend every hour together.
You get a girlfriend.
Grill is jealous.
You and grill get into an argument.
Grill leaves and becomes best friends with your neighbor.
You get incredibly jealous of grill and his new neighbor friends.
You peek over the fence to see grill and the neighbors enjoying dinner together.
You become more jealous.
Sudden flashback of all the time you spent with grill with that "Arms of the Angels" song playing in the background. Ya know, the song they play on the dog commercials.
You go and tell your girlfriend she has to leave because she has ruined your relationship with grill.
Grill sees this happening because he is peeking over the fence.
You and grill are friends again.
You and grill begin enjoying your life again as best grillfriends.
Grill eventually becomes worn out from the 20+ years you have spent with him.
You realize it is time for him to go to grill heaven.
Grill fails to make dinner anymore.
You take him to the mechanic but grill cannot be fixed.
Grill has now passed on to grill heaven.
Several years pass after the death of grill and you think back on the life you had with him.
Many years pass once again and you see a pick up truck pull up into your driveway.
The man steps out of the car and says, "I found this grill in the dump."
You remember writing your name on the bottom of grill.
The man says, "I fixed it up and it seems to be in working condition once again."
You and grill run towards each other and jump into each others arms.
You and grill spend the rest of your life together as you run into the sunset |
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| 22 May 2013 07:48 PM |
| The originality amazes me. |
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ian53
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| 22 May 2013 07:48 PM |
You stole this.
And I know it. |
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| 22 May 2013 07:49 PM |
"You get a girlfriend."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA funny |
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| 22 May 2013 07:49 PM |
i had help on this story. so 70% by me. |
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| 22 May 2013 07:49 PM |
i now want to keep broken stuff
...Weil wir der Schönheitsflecken-Club sind! |
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| 22 May 2013 07:51 PM |
| recycle grills and you'll obviously get a gf. |
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| 23 May 2013 07:29 AM |
| can you stop bumping it... |
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| 23 May 2013 07:41 AM |
| It's it's....so...beautiful...it, it makes my eyes rainnnnnnnn. |
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| 23 May 2013 08:35 AM |
| ɴɪᴄᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴜɴʀᴇᴀʟɪsᴛɪᴄ. ᴍᴏsᴛ ɢɪʀʟs ᴀʀᴇ sʜʏ, ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ᴀʀᴇ ᴄʟɪɴɢʏ, ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ᴀʀᴇ ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴠᴇ, ɪᴍᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ, ᴊᴜsᴛ ɪɴʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ. ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʀᴜᴇ. ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʟᴀʏᴛᴏɴ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴀɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ sᴜɴsᴇᴛ. ᴛʜᴀᴛᴅ ʙᴇ ᴄᴏʀɴʏ. ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜɪɴɢ: ɢɪʀʟs ᴏғᴛᴇɴ ᴘɪᴄᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ғᴀᴜʟᴛs, ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ. ᴄ: |
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| 23 May 2013 08:38 AM |
| ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀɪʟʟ sᴇᴇᴍs ᴀ ʟɪʟ ᴡɪᴇʀᴅ, sʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏɴᴇ ᴇʏᴇ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ. |
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| 23 May 2013 08:39 AM |
| ʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴀ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ, ʜɪᴘᴘᴏ. |
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