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| 16 May 2013 07:33 PM |
Alright, this is going to be a pissy and whiny rant. Put up with me. Alright, so I have this Vietnamese guy who lives in my basement. He's an awful tenant. He throws his trash all over the freaking place, smokes in his room, and uses our stuff. Most importantly, he has a HUGE temper. He smashes his fists against the walls whenever he's in the slightest mad, throws stuff, yells, swears, ect. Should I also mention he can't speak a strand if English? Anyways, he did something today that's endearingly stupid (besides trying to cook frozen pizza in a toaster) today. He thought it'd be a great idea to cook bacon in the oven. By that, I mean plopping a pound of raw pork straight into the oven at max temperature. My mom spots him doing this, and tells him he can't cook like that. My idiot tenant decided it was if his best judgement to throw a hissy fit. He threw down a pan, and started yelling and cursing in his beyond broken English. His tirade can be roughly translated as "fraq yewwwwww!!". At one point, he even tried to hit my mom. Eventually, he threw his fists down and went back to his room, presumingly to c.ut himself or something.
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| 16 May 2013 07:35 PM |
@dwo
This was inevitable.
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| 16 May 2013 07:35 PM |
| why do you have a person in your basement. |
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| 16 May 2013 07:36 PM |
@epic
We rented a room to him.
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| 16 May 2013 07:37 PM |
| did you even know him or just you found a random guy |
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| 16 May 2013 07:38 PM |
He came by a month ago in search for a rented room. He seemed like an okay guy at first.
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| 16 May 2013 07:38 PM |
Random guy or.. Do you know him? Can we have a story |
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| 16 May 2013 07:40 PM |
is there any other funny stories by you
they make me laugh |
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| 16 May 2013 07:41 PM |
LOL I just thought of something! If you threw a gernade down in the basement with him in it He will be like: FFFFFFFFF BOOm |
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| 16 May 2013 07:41 PM |
@maggie
Refer to my other post.
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| 16 May 2013 07:43 PM |
| If he's so annoying throw him out |
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| 16 May 2013 07:44 PM |
@epic
You actually enjoyed this storm if crap? I'm astonished. The closest thing I have is some stupid greentext story I wrote last summer.
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| 16 May 2013 07:44 PM |
He's moving out at the end if this month.
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| 16 May 2013 07:47 PM |
@epic
It's CD'd. Luckily, I've taken a screenshot of it for a friend. Gimme a minute to upload it on imgur. I'll send it to you.
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| 16 May 2013 07:56 PM |
Content Deleted. Hold on for a sec, Epic.
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| 16 May 2013 08:02 PM |
Bump, or whatever.
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| 16 May 2013 08:03 PM |
| Can you upload onto roblox? |
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| 16 May 2013 08:11 PM |
@ninenyan
A person who occupies land or property rented from a landlord.
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| 16 May 2013 08:15 PM |
@neuro
He's leaving at the end of the month. We have another tenant, BTW. She's not a jerk. Usually, we rent out our empty rooms to some nearby college students.
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