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| 14 May 2013 12:15 AM |
| Once upon a time in a Magical land called Moutain Siege there under the fort was a secret kitchen. Only the HR's knew about it until one day a pwny got inside. |
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smorg30
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| 14 May 2013 12:47 AM |
| The pwny then found the magical baker of x~legion, cooking some mini donuts |
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| 14 May 2013 12:59 AM |
| (Ignore the people being noobs and will eventually be eaten by smorg) Then all of a sudden SMORGS COME OUT OF NO WERE AND START COOKING UP ALL THE PWNIES FOR THE XL COUNCIL TO EAT |
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| 14 May 2013 01:01 AM |
"that's your worst post ever, so meaningless, i mean come on" well i've made dozens of them and they never seem to not be noticed
two words that get right to the point |
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adambenn
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| 14 May 2013 02:21 AM |
| Then Delta came and killed the pwnies with fire. Yay. |
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smorg30
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| 14 May 2013 11:43 PM |
Then Smorg gasped dramatically at the enceneration of his beloved comrades of pwny like qualites as the vial, wicked, woefol DeltaAlpha set his pyromatic obsession unto the loved creatures. It was too much for the gentle, beautiful kind spirit residing in Smorg30. He broke into song as he diced Delta into bitesize, mangled pieces of man flesh. And here as the song: I've paid my dues - Time after time - I've done my sentence But committed no crime - And bad mistakes I've made a few I've had my share of sand kicked in my face - But I've come through
We are the champions - my friends And we'll keep on fighting - till the end - We are the champions - We are the champions No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions - of the world -
I've taken my bows And my curtain calls - You brought me fame and fortuen and everything that goes with it - I thank you all -
But it's been no bed of roses No pleasure cruise - I consider it a challenge before the whole human race - And I ain't gonna lose -
We are the champions - my friends And we'll keep on fighting - till the end - We are the champions - We are the champions No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions - of the world - |
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| 15 May 2013 12:09 AM |
| Then the Pwnies ears started to bleed from Smorg30's Awful singing. Suddenly there was a loud explosion and all the pwnies heads were blown off |
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| 15 May 2013 12:11 AM |
| and then this thread was obliterated by the gods because it was in the wrong forum |
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| 15 May 2013 12:14 AM |
Before Bravo showed up. Smorg seeing the blood drinks it before someone comes and laughs at him. Sadly thats me. I catch him and trap him in my evil vase of Smorg catching. " WOOO I CAUGHT A SMORG" I then fell of a cliff congratulating myself for the catch.
~You don't start something at the top. Unless its digging a hole~
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| 15 May 2013 12:14 AM |
| and then the pwnies all killed bravo for all the haten |
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| 15 May 2013 12:16 AM |
| as alive fell, smorg broke out and ate aliveburgershack who then turned into deadburgershack. smorg then flew up to reclaim the pwny ear kingdom for himself. |
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| 15 May 2013 12:23 AM |
OMG ITS DEADBURGERSHACK THAT STALKER WHO FOLLOWS ME.
But... Before Smorg could kill me MAGIC MAN appeared and turned me inside out so all thee bugs fell out of me when I was falling, When I hit the ground my pain nerve system fell out and died. MAGIC MAN reverted me back to normal and I found a broken glass bottle on the ground. I THREW IT UP CUZ I MAD AT SMORG and my madness made it hit smorgs face and he fell off the cliff and died
~You don't start something at the top. Unless its digging a hole~
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| 15 May 2013 12:26 AM |
| Or at least made deadburgershack believe she skilled Smorg. After that smorg combusted and Piper woke up form her nightmare and found her in the middle of a battlefield. To her right was the our Imperator Blackpig fighting 10,000 ninja sharks with a piece of flaming bacon (cause he's blackpig, geddit?) |
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| 15 May 2013 03:07 AM |
| All of a sudden, Piper got stabbed by a magical bacon :3 |
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| 15 May 2013 03:09 AM |
| and she turned into a donkey with two legs, and ended up getting hanged |
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| 15 May 2013 03:10 AM |
And then, natural disasters occurred.
[̲̲̅̅ᶤ̲̲̅̅ᶠ̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅ʸ̲̲̅̅ᵒ̲̲̅̅ᵘ̲̲̅̅'̲̲̅̅ʳ̲̲̅̅ᵉ̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅ᵍ̲̲̅̅ᵒ̲̲̅̅ᶤ̲̲̅̅ᶰ̲̲̅̅ᵍ̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅ᵗ̲̲̅̅ʰ̲̲̅̅ʳ̲̲̅̅ᵒ̲̲̅̅ᵘ̲̲̅̅ᵍ̲̲̅̅ʰ̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅ʰ̲̲̅̅ᵉ̲̲̅̅ˡ̲̲̅̅ˡ̲̲̅̅˒̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅ᵏ̲̲̅̅ᵉ̲̲̅̅ᵉ̲̲̅̅ᵖ̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅ᵍ̲̲̅̅ᵒ̲̲̅̅ᶤ̲̲̅̅ᶰ̲̲̅̅ᵍ̲̲̅̅] |
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| 15 May 2013 03:23 AM |
| Post this on C&G if you make mentions of XL. |
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