blocx1
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| 16 May 2013 02:59 PM |
By Decree of Vaktus, His Imperial Majesty, by the Emperor's Voice, Anonymous Manipulator:
We, the people of great Vaktovia, have determined that in order to provide more security for our nation and to shut down groups quicker, we need literally total control of ROBLOX site. It will ensure defense and will enable the Empire to shut down clans faster in honor of Vaktovia.
The ROBLOX administrators have exactly 24 hours to meet these demands that were finalized by Vaktovian High Command, before having the site h4cked away from them by Obsidian Order agents:
[[ 1 ]] Make the accounts of Emperor Vaktus, as well as those of the High Command, admins. Give them full control of the website.
[[ 2 ]] Delete the accounts of the current moderators permanently, though leave the Staff. Each former administrator will receive a new VAK-designated account (with no regular admin powers.)
[[ 3 ]] Present ROBLOX's p4ssword to the General Network; giving us total control of the account. No member of the Staff may use this account anymore.
[[ 4 ]] Any updates to ROBLOX will have to be confirmed by the Emperor first.
[[ 5 ]] The Emperor, Supreme General, General, and Senior Colonel are to be given the power to create hats, packages, gear, and faces.
[[ 6 ]] The Emperor is to be exclusively given Ultra Builders Club [UBC] which will allow him to join unlimited groups.
[[[ 6.1 ]]] Following this, every, LITERALLY EVERY, clan on ROBLOX must be handed over Lord Vaktus.
[[[ 6.2 ]]] All clan leaders of groups that have 7,000+ members are to immediately be placed into the Vaktovian Empire, Vaktovian Army Corps, Vaktovian High Command, and Officer Network/General network.
[[[ 6.2.1 ]]] Leaders of clans on the first page must be automatically made Generals in the Empire.
[[[ 6.2.2 ]]] Pspjohn1 and ColourTheory must be terminated and banned as soon as possible.
[[[ 6.2.3 ]]] The money on the accounts of leaders of clans on the first page must be transferred to Emperor Vaktus' account. Money of leaders of clans on the second page must be transferred to Supreme General Dologan's account.
[[ 7 ]] ROBLOX site is to have Vaktovian propaganda as the site's background.
[[[ 7.1 ]]] Other updates will soon follow.
[[[ 7.1.1 ]]] The Emperor is to be given power to edit site anytime he wishes, same with every member of the General Network.
[[[ 7.2 ]]] ROBLOX must seize the partnerships with other companies and brands.
[[ 8 ]] Every, EVERY account on ROBLOX, which is not already in a legitimate Vaktovian group, must be automatically placed into the Vaktovian Slave Ring group.
[[ 9 ]] Staff must pay the Emperor 300 USD every 10 days, 200 USD to the Supreme General, and 100 USD to Generals.
[[[ 9.5 ]]] The Emperor, the Supreme General, Generals, and Senior Colonels must be given the feature to add any amount of ROBUX and tickets to their account at any given time.
Failure to meet these demands within 24 hours, as stated above, will result in the forceful h4cking and takeover of this site.
Signed,
Emperor Vaktus
Supreme General Dologan Madrek
Vaktovian High Command
Vaktovian Officer Network
Vaktovian Dominion
Didn't you lol? |
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plowing
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| 16 May 2013 03:00 PM |
I was going to lol but when I saw; "Didn't you lol?" I didn't, nice job ruining the humor of this thread. |
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Gasleaks
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ncusa17
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| 16 May 2013 03:01 PM |
Copied and Pasted.
~ITS THE DOOR~ |
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gh98765
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| 16 May 2013 03:01 PM |
Would you like me to show you the way out?
¤ General Ganex, of the Vaktovian Empire ¤ |
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blocx1
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| 16 May 2013 03:01 PM |
Mhm. That's pretty clear by my: "Didn't you lol?" And it was supposed to be. It's a joke. |
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| 16 May 2013 03:01 PM |
I've seen this before.
Also, you spelt demands wrong. |
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carss82
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gh98765
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| 16 May 2013 03:02 PM |
This is like a copy of a copy of a copy.
Get a new joke.
¤ General Ganex, of the Vaktovian Empire ¤ |
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| 16 May 2013 03:02 PM |
| Doors are to good for you, use a window |
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blocx1
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| 16 May 2013 03:03 PM |
@Gh You know the way out? O.O I've been looking for ages. |
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Fortone
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SparkyMac
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| 16 May 2013 03:06 PM |
| This is obiously a lie. Lord Vaktus would never ask for that. |
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gh98765
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| 16 May 2013 03:07 PM |
Sparky, probably was best that you didn't post that.
¤ General Ganex, of the Vaktovian Empire ¤ |
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| 16 May 2013 03:09 PM |
I didn't laugh,it that a bad thing?
Turtles Shall Rule111 |
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NOWAYOUT2
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| 16 May 2013 03:31 PM |
This post is a fail. I was thinking of joining VAK, and I didn't know if I should or not. I really don't need this right now. Also, it's copied.
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NOWAYOUT2
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| 16 May 2013 03:34 PM |
Nowayout, you mean. :P
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| 16 May 2013 03:43 PM |
You need a new joke. I am happy to provide.
Here it is. Enjoy:
blocx1
[{King of the meatshields}{TPF Marshal}{You've gotta roll with it, you've gotta take your time}] |
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| 16 May 2013 03:43 PM |
I read some of it till I got lazy.
*rolls on floor laughing* |
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