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| 12 May 2013 12:15 AM |
one day, i got slight food poisoning from eating cereal
i barfed all over my shirt and the table, and got barf on other kids
i had to take off my shirt and get taken home early, and other kids got taken home early because my stomach acid touched them
other kids had a scared face
it was funny because the stuck up ugly nerd kid got it the worst |
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| 12 May 2013 12:16 AM |
| if someone pisses you off, remember to vomit on them. |
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| 12 May 2013 12:18 AM |
i seriously puked my up all the acid in my stomach, which covered the entire table
and somehow had the force to pick up other kid's bowls and float them off the table
i actually got taken to the doctor's to get some ant-acids |
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| 12 May 2013 12:20 AM |
omg weirdo
you're like something from left 4 dead
hodgy beats hates all his neighbors |
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| 12 May 2013 12:21 AM |
i live a very unique life
i got paranoia in 2nd grade and i freaked out beyond belief at slight bumps in the night
it's gone now, but i bludgeoned my old tv so it would stop making weird sounds |
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| 12 May 2013 12:25 AM |
1 tiem I wuz playin wit sum toiz liek a preskoolur den et wuz kleen up tiem I wuz playin wit sum toi wit geerz in et an I wawntid 2 jusst puut da toi inn da binn butt inn 1 peice butt dis kidd jusst taykz da toi frum mee n jusst ripz da geerz aparrt inn mah faic
morul: dat kidd wuz a jurk shi alwaiz haz ben |
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