shaun436
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| 11 May 2013 11:14 PM |
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
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shaun436
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| 11 May 2013 11:15 PM |
I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'
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| 11 May 2013 11:16 PM |
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist back then |
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Seiren
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shaun436
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| 11 May 2013 11:17 PM |
Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.
I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.
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| 11 May 2013 11:20 PM |
tim walks into the bathroom to brush his teeth his little brother dan is using his toothbrush tim asks "dan why are you using my toothbrush" dan says "what do you mean, i always use this one" |
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