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| 09 May 2013 05:12 PM |
FIRST OF ALL, YOU NEED TO TRACK THIS AND KEEP IT FOREVER.
AND YES YES YES I KNOW, THIS THREAD IS SPAM OK
1. IF YOU TAKE BELOW 5 SECONDS TO POST, YOU ARE A SPAMMER 2. IF YOU TYPE LESS THAN 4 WORDS IN A POST, YOU ARE A SPAMMER. 3. IF YOU USE MULTIPLE WORDS THAT ARE THE SAME IN A POST, YOU ARE A SPAMMER. 4. IF YOU GET 100 POSTS IN UNDER 20 MINUTES, YOU ARE A SPAMMER. 5. IF YOU MAKE 50000 THREADS, YOU ARE A SPAMMER. 6. IF YOU HAVE AN IDIOTIC SIGGY LIKE MINE, YOU ARE A SPAMMER. 7. IF YOU BEG FOR DONATIONS FOR HOURS LIKE ME, YOU ARE A SPAMMER. 8. IF YOU USE GRAMMAR AND MAKE IT IDIOTIC, YOU ARE A SPAMMER. 9. IF YOU USE FAIL GRAMMAR THAT MAKES NOBODY LAUGH, YOU ARE A SPAMMER. 10. IF YOU CREATE AN ALT AND SWEAR, YOU HAVE FAILED BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED OF GETTING BANNED ON YOUR MAIN, THEREFORE YOU ARE A SPAMMER. 11. IF YOU CREATE AN ALT JUST TO PISS EVERYONE OFF, YOU ARE A SPAMMER. 12. PEOPLE THAT USE CAPS 24/7 ARE SPAMMERS. 13. PEOPLE WHO HAVE UNDER 5K POSTS SUCK LEMONS AND THEY ARE SPAMMERS. 14. PEOPLE WHO COUNT NUMERS ON THE FORUMS ARE SPAMMERS, ALSO CALLED VENTUSING. 15. WANNABE VENTSERS ARE ALSO SPAMMERS. 16. IF YOU FAIL TO TROLL, YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND YOU SHOULD HAVE USED GOOGLE AND YOU ARE A SPAMMER. 17. IF YOU PAGESTRETCH RT, YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND A SPAMMER. 18. IF YOU HATE RTS SWAG, YOU HAVE WON AND ARE A SPAMMER. 19. IF YOU POST ABOUT YOUR LIFE STORY, YOU ARE A SPAMMER, RT DOESNT HAVE TIME FOR STORIES 20. IF YOU THINK YOU ARE A COOL RTER AND YOU'RE NOT, YOU HAVE FAILED AND ARE A SPAMMER. 21. IF YOU ATTACK ANOTHER SUB-FORUM, YOU'RE JEALOUS OF THEIR SWAG AND YOU ARE A SPAMMER.
HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE NOT A SPAMMER.
1. IF YOU TAKE ABOVE 10 SECONDS TO POST, YOU ARE NOT A SPAMMER. 2. IF YOU TYPE MORE THAN 8 WORDS IN A POST, YOU ARE NOT A SPAMMER. 3. IF YOU USE GRAMMAR IN A POST, YOU ARE NOT A SPAMMER. 4. IF YOU GET 100 POSTS IN A MONTH, YOU HAVE WON AND ARE NOT A SPAMMER. 5. IF YOU MAKE 1 THREAD A WEEK, YOU HAVE WON AND ARE NOT A SPAMMER. 6. IF YOU DONT HAVE A SIGGY, YOU ARE NOT A SPAMMER. 7. IF YOU USE SUCCESSFUL GRAMMAR THAT MAKES EVERYONE IMPRESSED, YOU HAVE WON AND ARE NOT A SPAMMER. 8. IF IT TAKES YOU YEARS TO GET POSTS, YOU ARE NOT A SPAMMER. 9. IF YOU ARE A COOL PERSON WHO IS SEXY, YOU ARE NOT A SPAMMER. 10. IF YOU CREATE AN ALT AND BE COOL, YOU HAVE WON AND THEREFORE YOU ARE NOT A SPAMMER. 11. IF YOU CREATE AN ALT TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY, YOU ARE NOT A SPAMMER. 12. PEOPLE WHO USE CAPS WHO ARE PISSED OFF OR PROVING A POINT ARE NOT SPAMMERS. 13. PEOPLE WITH OVER 5K POSTS ARE COOL AND NOT SPAMMERS. 14. PEOPLE WHO GET THEIR POSTS LEGIT ARE SEXY AND NOT SPAMMERS 15. PEOPLE WHO HATE VENTUS AND HIS SPAMMING ARE NOT SPAMMERS 16. IF YOU SUCCESSFULLY TROLL, YOU HAVE WON AND PISSED PEOPLE OFF AND YOU ARE NOT A SPAMMER. 17. IF YOU LOVE RT'S SWAG, YOU HAVE WON AND ARE NOT A SPAMMER 18. IF YOU LIKE AN RTER AND NOT AN IDIOT (THAT RTER HAS TO BE COOL) YOU ARE NOT A SPAMMER 19. IF ARE AT LEAST A 2 YR VETERAN RTER, YOU ARE COOL AND ARE NOT A SPAMMAR 20. IF YOU ARE FROM GD, YOU ARE LEGENDARY AND ARE NOT A SPAMMER. 21. IF YOU LIKE ANOTHER SUB-FORUM AND DON'T ATTACK THEM, YOU ARE LEGIT AND NOT A SPAMMER.
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| 09 May 2013 05:14 PM |
@Game, THANKS FOR BREAKING AT LEAST 15 OF THOSE RULES
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jcs801
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| 09 May 2013 05:15 PM |
my posts are under four words but i have a siggy LOL
im actually from 2008 but i broke the damn rules |
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| 09 May 2013 05:17 PM |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-EvW4bkAxc&list=PLA842C3DED0907BDE
Shakin' your hips (>‿◠)✌ |
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mattsos
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| 09 May 2013 05:17 PM |
-1. IF YOU ARE A NEWBAG THAT IS LEGIT, YOU HAVE WON AND ARE NOT A SPAMMER
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| 09 May 2013 05:18 PM |
Now turn it into a song. Do it. |
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mattsos
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| 09 May 2013 05:18 PM |
@AnnaBananaSplitz
i knew someone would you that, someday |
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| 10 May 2013 04:55 PM |
| legit tutorial, thanks it really changed my life |
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