ArinGrump
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Inysa
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| 08 May 2013 10:41 PM |
| Seven thousand euro. An hour. No holding hands or prolonged eye contact. |
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ArinGrump
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| 08 May 2013 10:42 PM |
| Alright, when do I get payed? |
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getrekt1
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| 08 May 2013 10:43 PM |
I wont lie
I giggled
and im ashamed |
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| 08 May 2013 10:43 PM |
the women pay Jacob around here
stupid |
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Akbarr
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| 08 May 2013 10:43 PM |
How much for a kiss right here on the cheek :)? ~Sharpshooter26/firemonkSEE |
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Inysa
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| 08 May 2013 10:44 PM |
Stand by the river. A black SUV will come at you down Mossbrick Lane at between one hundred and thirteen KPH and one hundred and twenty KPH. Don't move, stay very still. The SUV will hit you, force you into the river, pin you under water and the driver will bail out and be extracted via Zodiac. A dolphin will then attempt mouth to mouth and fail.
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ArinGrump
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| 08 May 2013 10:45 PM |
That's gonna be extra Inysa.
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Inysa
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ArinGrump
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| 08 May 2013 10:47 PM |
| Will your hugs and kisses be here when I get back |
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AlexR1212
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| 08 May 2013 10:47 PM |
| Not sure of what I just read |
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| 08 May 2013 10:48 PM |
| No, stand by the waterfall 100 miles from you house, a flying pig named Penelope will pick you up and fly you away to a magical place where a bunch of unicorns and dragons live, the unicorns will shoot rainbows at you and turn you into a goat and the dragon will eat your flesh. |
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| 08 May 2013 10:48 PM |
| i was thinking more like UH-60 extraction, and a random hobo doing CPR |
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| 08 May 2013 10:53 PM |
Ok, stand by your door and 3 gai guis will come, they will come and what ever u do, just bend over and say "oooooohhhh", they will insert money in the nearest hole, but with other, you know, inserts before that money.. |
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