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| 07 May 2013 04:32 PM |
The cops/SS are paranoid.
I was arrested for no reason and after that the cop laughed and killed a load of random people.
I said that I'd farted in his office and split my juice on his desk and they killed me for "Terrorism"
I then said: "HE IS IN DANGER, THERE IS A BOMB IN HIS OFFICE... WHICH I IMAGINED I PUT THERE AND IT DOESN'T EXIST"
The SS killed me for no reason...
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| 07 May 2013 04:33 PM |
@ I said that I'd farted in the Presidents office and split my juice on his desk and they killed me for "Terrorism"
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| 07 May 2013 04:35 PM |
| Prison was fun... I ranted at the guy afterwards and he arrested me :L |
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| 07 May 2013 04:36 PM |
| it is fun there when they realize they are unable to kill you |
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| 07 May 2013 04:38 PM |
ikr i Then said i was going to take a crap on the pavement back to prison i went
i then yelled "fascists"
they almost arrested me
tommorow ill go back waht do |
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| 07 May 2013 04:41 PM |
lol
the cops got mad the second i say c&g |
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LordGando
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| 07 May 2013 04:46 PM |
Wanna break into the White House
-LᴏʀᴅGᴀɴᴅᴏ |
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| 07 May 2013 04:47 PM |
Hmm, perhaps. When the president is there, I'll go into his office then say "FREEZE YOU DICTATOR"
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ShadowSTR
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| 07 May 2013 04:48 PM |
I also yelled
"what is dis a fascist dictatorship stop hatin on me brah"
Killed for spam :( |
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LordGando
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| 07 May 2013 04:48 PM |
YES, but we need 2 things (well 3) 1) Guns (we kill ss and stuff) 2) Tazer, we taze the president 3) a across the wh walls, I know the secret passage into oval offices (but it is inside wh walls)
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| 07 May 2013 04:54 PM |
@Lord
Good, we'll need this, I wonder if we could get a exploiter to tear the spawn to bits.
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