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| 06 May 2013 05:47 PM |
| Who wants to be the first contestant? Post and then I'll post the choices. One at a time, I'm new here and more than one gets confusing. |
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| 06 May 2013 05:54 PM |
Alright. (I'm gonna do the beginning choices)
~Your birth.~
You sit inside, awaiting. You hear noises, and see lights coming from outside. "What's going on?", you wonder. You hear, "Push!", and a lot of screaming. You begin to panic a bit as you begin to realize you're being taken out of what has been your home for 9 months. Do you come out Male or Female? |
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| 06 May 2013 06:09 PM |
| MALE, CUZ, YA SEE, I AM MALE< ANDALSOYOUSHOULDMAKEEVERYONEACHANCETOANSWERSOKTHXBAI |
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| 06 May 2013 06:14 PM |
~Birth~
You exit from your mother, welcomed into the world. She carries you out of the hospital in a wheelchair, but alas, someone in the shadows is watching. He goes up to your mother and points out a shoe store, knowing she would want to see it. Your mother seems to be contemplating this, and you know it will distract her while the man takes you. What do you do??
A. Make a lot of noises B. Cry C. Poop D. Nothing |
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| 06 May 2013 06:14 PM |
| Poop, Because, Were gonna do something awesome. |
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| 06 May 2013 06:19 PM |
You take a glorious crap in your pants, and your mother is both disgusted and confused. You haven't eaten anything, what was there to poop out? While your mother worries about this, the man swoops in and takes you. You are utterly powerless as you are a baby, and you have nothing to do.
~Toddler Years~
:THREE YEARS LATER:
After days of being locked up with nothing to do but play with a rubber ball and eat the slime this man gave you, he finally gives you a chance to come out.. so you can work. He brings you to a sweatshop with horrible conditions, the floorboards look as if they could break at any time. You get chained up next to a little boy and a little girl, and the man tells you to work. Apparently this man has done this before. You think about talking, but you aren't sure if the man still sees you. What do you do?
A. Speak to the other children B. Work C. Cry D. Try to strangle the other kids |
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| 06 May 2013 06:28 PM |
B. I agree with the person above
<$~ do not believe this sentence. ~$> |
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| 06 May 2013 06:49 PM |
You decide to work. You work, and work, until eventually the man says it's time to sleep. You take a quick glance at a clock, and see it's 1:42 AM. You've been working for over 16 hours. The boy and the girl get tossed into a cell with you, and you realize these two must be your new bunk mates. The boy pipes up. "Hi.", he speaks timidly, as if he's afraid you might hurt him. You look at the boy. He has black hair, and he looks to be the same age as you, around three or four. The girl simply stands there quietly. You hear that the man has left, and you are probably free to speak now. What do you do?
A. Greet them B. Beat up the boy C. Ignore them |
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| 06 May 2013 07:02 PM |
You decide to greet them. You try your best not to let your voice tremble, but it does anyway, as you say your name. The boy says, "My name is Nicholas." He sticks out a shaky hand and you shake it. You look toward the girl, and she looks up and then looks back at her raggedy shoes. But all three of you have raggedy clothing on, anyway. You walk up to her and say as calmly as you can, "What's your name?" She looks at you and barely whispers, "Isabelle". You guys sit there for a while, until the food comes. One bowl is taken in, barely anything. It would be possible to share it, but there's so little food. What do you do?
A. Share the food B. Take the food C. Scream for more food |
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| 06 May 2013 07:06 PM |
Why, aren't you nice. You decide to share the food with them, but all you got was pretty much three beans and a piece of lettuce. Good eats. The night falls, and you're very cold. It's winter, and they didn't provide you with blankets. What do you do?
A. Suggest cuddling B. Kill the boy and use his body for warmth C. Kill the girl and use her body for warmth D. Stay cold E. Kill them both and use their bodies for warmth |
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| 06 May 2013 07:19 PM |
I win.
Swallowing Noobs since 1892 |
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| 06 May 2013 07:19 PM |
A.
Why do I always choose A? |
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| 06 May 2013 07:23 PM |
You suggest cuddling to your bunk mates. At first they look at you strange, but you convince them it's the only way to not freeze to death. Isabelle gets in the middle of You and Nicholas, and you all fall asleep warm.
+Achievement earned: Cuddler+
The next morning, the man wakes you three up with cold water. He pulls you out by the collars, and throws you back to work. Your arms begin to hurt after an hour, and you think about stopping. The man isn't watching, he's half asleep and buried in a newspaper. What do you do?
A. Stop working B. Continue Working
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