Guest000o
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| 06 May 2013 10:30 AM |
In fact there was a magic man who wasn't really a man who magicked up the earth and then he magicked up the rest of the universe after magicking up some animals on the magicked up earth. Then the magic man magicked up a person THREE TIMES (read genesis) and then he put the magicked up man in a magic garden the magic man magicked up.
Then the magic man magicked up a woman from the not magic man's rib. Then the not magic woman ate an apple that the magic man was saving for lunch and he raged and threw them all out. |
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Guest000o
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| 06 May 2013 10:32 AM |
| It was all the magics fault. |
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zylx77
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| 06 May 2013 10:33 AM |
Make more sense than the big bang theory.
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zylx77
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| 06 May 2013 10:34 AM |
Atheism:
A random explosion occurred and everything appeared out of nowhere.
Legit.
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Guest000o
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| 06 May 2013 10:37 AM |
@ zylx77
Exactly. That's just a lie from the evil science men to get us off the holy path of incorruptible pure pureness and go to the big cloudland the magic man magicked up for us when we die. |
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zylx77
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| 06 May 2013 10:38 AM |
Where did the explosion come from c:
Hint: Their was nothing to be able to create it.
Who Made God? According to some, nothing so complex as the universe could exist without having been designed by a creator.
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| 06 May 2013 10:39 AM |
from a differnt thread
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"even at subzero temperatures life would have evolved on it"
why isn't there life on any other planet though?
why is the sun just a perfect distance, not one inch to close?
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Guest000o
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| 06 May 2013 10:40 AM |
@ zylx77
"according to some."
I know! Mr sermon is much more credible than a man who has spent his entire life studying how our universe works!
Glad to see we agree on such important issues. |
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| 06 May 2013 10:40 AM |
alright everyone best thread of 2013 |
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appie1777
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| 06 May 2013 10:41 AM |
ZILX WON THE THREAD
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| 06 May 2013 10:41 AM |
@Guest
actually, most scientists see more evidence proving creationism and not evolution
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| 06 May 2013 10:42 AM |
and
still a better love story than twilight
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Guest000o
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| 06 May 2013 10:42 AM |
@ ROBLOXGirI
Exactly. Christiananswers.net is a much better source of information than an actual website based on FACTS.
Facts == Evil science men who want to go to hell and meet the devil. |
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zylx77
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| 06 May 2013 10:43 AM |
A man 200 years ago was trying to make people believe that there was no god. During his study, He found out that there was a god.
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Guest000o
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| 06 May 2013 10:44 AM |
Yeah, go that man!
WHOOP WHOOP!
Wait, what does that have to do with anything? |
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| 06 May 2013 10:44 AM |
@Guest
your so right, i actually search up the web 4 my answers!!!11!!!1!
and I do listen to facts, boi. I only repeat cold, hard, facts
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Guest000o
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| 06 May 2013 10:45 AM |
| God hates facts, facts are why Adam and Eve were kicked out of the magic garden the magic man magicked up for them to be all magical and such in. |
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Guest000o
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| 06 May 2013 10:46 AM |
Mr Sermon says that evil science men would come and try to tell me that the magic man in the magical sky land isn't real.
I SHOWED THOSE SCIENCE MEN HUH MR SERMON ARE YOU PROUD? |
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| 06 May 2013 10:47 AM |
"god hates facts"
>says the one implying everything on this earth was made by a gigantic explosion that somehow happend even thought when there was nothing some one had to make it but lets just say the explosion happened randomly and blew us up into existance.
L3G1T!!11!
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Guest000o
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| 06 May 2013 10:48 AM |
@ ROBLOXGirI
I never said that! Are you one of those evil science men who's trying to corrupt me!!
I WON'T BE CORRUPTED BY YOUR EVIL FACTS YOU SCIENCE MAN! |
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| 06 May 2013 10:49 AM |
@Guest
Mr Sermon doesnt exist
you must have paranoid schizophrenia
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Guest000o
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| 06 May 2013 10:50 AM |
| But Mr Sermon at the street church says that I'm a good boy who'll go to the magic sky land the magic man made just for the good people who aren't evil science men. |
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| 06 May 2013 10:51 AM |
also
mr sermon is a guy you made up to make christian look bad based on your outer understanding of christianity never experiencing it yourself so you conjure up the most weird christian I've ever heard of
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Guest000o
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| 06 May 2013 10:52 AM |
You're wrong! The magic book Mr Sermon gave me says so!
The magic book is the word of god so therfore it is always right. TAKE THAT EVIL SCIENCE MAN! |
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| 06 May 2013 10:54 AM |
As I said, you never experienced christianity, and you're making up a whole bunch of 'facts' about christianity that aren't true, while at the same time mocking the religion that is not even close to christianity that you made up.
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