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| 03 May 2013 09:00 PM |
R. Date 3903, Cp. Star's Log We have been traveling for a few days now, on a vastly important mission for the war effort. You see, the OT Alliance has been fighting a war against the RT Empire for years now. Many lives have been lost, some of them being my friends, and a surprising number of us have defected to their side. But ever since Emperor Ventus took power and gained a powerful energy he didn't deserve, things have been grave. So, the The Council, which includes many prestigious OTers, has sent us on a mission of dire importance. To find new planets and gain allies in the war effort. This is Captain Star W.B.F.T. , signing out.
Captain Star deactivates his personal computer, and looks around at the bridge. Many OTers bustle about, and his First-Mate, Taven, approaches him.
"Captain, we are quite ready for Petri-speed. In fact, with my recently gained knowledge of explosives, we could-"
"I don't want to hear it, Taven. We cannot risk the safety and well-being of my crew."
The two stand there in an akward silence for a few minutes, then look at each other and begin laughing hysterically.
"Hahahah! Woo, you almost had me for a second, commander."
"Hah. Right, Taven. But we AAAALLLLL know I carevery little about everyone's safety. Heh.... Hey, where's Lieuatenant Julien?"
"Probably being personal and erotic with his Fluttershy doll again, you know him. Well, I'm off to go get the explosives ready. ttyl."
"Yeah..."
As soon as he left, Star slumped down in his seat.
"What a scrub." |
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| 03 May 2013 09:02 PM |
Wait,OT is fighting RT? I thought when OT and RT were getting moved to Club Houses they both became allies in order to create less chaos. Would we be fighting C&G? |
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| 03 May 2013 09:03 PM |
| No, in fact, it made us hate each other even more. |
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| 03 May 2013 09:06 PM |
Hold on,im confused. The fact we were allies now because C&G attacking OT was bad enough caused OT and RT to hate eachother? |
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| 03 May 2013 09:07 PM |
I like this. May I be in it eventually?
This statement is false. ~Add 2790 to my post count-Anonymouexploits~ |
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| 03 May 2013 09:09 PM |
I am a chemical. Therefore I am a chemical specialist/brain surgeon(I am a neurotoxin)
This statement is false. ~Add 2790 to my post count-Anonymouexploits~ |
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| 03 May 2013 09:09 PM |
| and scrabble was, as always, smashing his head against the nonexistent exit door in hopeless attempts to breech the 5th wall |
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| 03 May 2013 09:16 PM |
The ship soon begins readying its engines, with the fast, screeching alarm sounding, signifying for the crew to strap in.
"EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE EEEE MIDNA EEEEE EEEEE EEEE EEE"
The ship's engines fold together, and then quickly open, sending the ship speeding off.
Screaming is heard from JMM's room.
"OOOOOYEAHFEELTHATSHYSHYFEELTHATWARM-"
Skellor, holding on for dear life on a pole, looks towards his room.
"What in Shedlesky's name is going on in there?"
Shred drags himself near Skellor, and shrugs.
"Must be taking this real hard, always heard he was a queasy fellow."
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| 03 May 2013 09:28 PM |
Me. Make me the Scotty guy. |
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| 03 May 2013 09:29 PM |
| i pretty much already put myself in |
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| 03 May 2013 09:29 PM |
| I wanna be the guy who smashes the controls, and makes the ship hit a planet full of mutated RTers |
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| 03 May 2013 09:38 PM |
As scrabble smashes himself around, Someguy bounces about in the engine room.
"I. HATE. MY. JOOOOOBBBBB!!!!"
The ship exits Petri-speed, and everyone falls on the ground. Taven steps into the bridge, whistling an swinging his keys about. A massive ship is nearby, pointing its cannons at the S.S. Cassel.
"Sir, it apears we've landed near an RT Battleship."
"Thank you, First-Mate obvious. Now order the crew to fire the artillery."
"But sir, shouldn't we give them a chance to surrender?"
"Taven, we all know that I show no pity or remorse. Fire at will."
The Cassel fires its load at the Battleship, and the battleship fires back. After an hour of shooting, the Cassel halts.
Someguy runs up to the Bridge.
"Sir, we've ran out of ammo!"
"Use something unimportant and stupid!"
Someguy grabs emilylacee, and stuffs her in the ammo-hole.
Scrabble runs over and smashes his was against the fire button.
"WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME!? I COULD HAVE AT LEAST STARTED HAVING A SOCIAL LI-"
Emily flies directly at the Battleship, causing it to explode on impact. The crew cheers, and Star sheds a year.
"Let us never forget the bravery we witnessed today."
He hangs up a picture of some ammo shells, and begins to cry. |
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| 03 May 2013 09:39 PM |
| Oops, replace Scrabble with Afraid. |
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| 04 May 2013 09:44 AM |
"So.... What now?"
"Well, it appears we're somewhere near the LMaD System."
"Careful, the scrub level in this area is off the charts."
"But they would have the nessecary funds to help our cause."
"So what're we doing, Captain Star."
"Get emilylacee clone #7, it's gonna be a bumpy ride." |
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| 04 May 2013 09:45 AM |
| Is there artificial gravity on this spaceship? If so, I'm leaving. 80% of the fun in outer space is zero gravity. |
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| 04 May 2013 09:46 AM |
| It does, but it turn on and off, as it was built by OTers. |
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pluspower
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| 04 May 2013 09:47 AM |
| Alright. I'll stay. But don't expect me to fight anybody. I'm here for fun. And fighting isn't fun. |
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| 04 May 2013 09:49 AM |
add me I don't know about my role, you figure it out.
Have you seen my siggy? |
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pluspower
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| 04 May 2013 09:50 AM |
| I know! How about I do the space experiments! Like a plant growing in space! Yeah! |
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| 04 May 2013 09:54 AM |
me
im a scottish victorian steampunk guy
that is on a small planet orbiting a newly formed star
0 papayas out of 6 mate, try harder |
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| 04 May 2013 10:15 PM |
| Can you make Me and Pluspower buddys in the story? |
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| 07 May 2013 08:17 PM |
The S.S. Cassel enters hyper-speed again, and as Emily clone steps out of her containment tube, there is a rumble.
"What in Robloxia is that?"
"I don't know... It didn't sound good..."
The ship quickly exits hyperspace, and a giant moon with a thunderbolt on it is seen.
"What in Earth's V kind of moon is that!?"
"That's no moon... That's an OT Spinoff..." |
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