phoniex
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| 30 Apr 2013 05:38 PM |
Blunt the knives and bend the forks! That's what Bilbo Baggins hates— Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Cut the cloth and tread on the fat! Pour the milk on the pantry floor! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl; Pound them up with a thumping pole; And when you’ve finished if any are whole, Send them down the hall to roll!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates! So, carefully! carefully with the plates!
~Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors!~ |
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