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| 30 Apr 2013 03:21 PM |
My friend likes a girl, and he was in a bad mood yesterday, so he flipped out at me.
Well I went and told her what he said
Hey, Mare, Brayden likes you/
Mare: Who? Me: I'll tell you later
LATER
Me: Hey, wanna know what he said Mare: Sure Me: WIll you tell if I curse? Mare:No Me: He said you're hot as(F word)and have a perfect ass. Mare: *innocent voice, says louder then needed to be: Why's he lookin at my butt? |
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JoeBobNX
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Skellor
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| 30 Apr 2013 03:29 PM |
"sounds like a bad mlp fic"
"OH MY CELESTIA FLUTTERSHY, I AM SO SICK OF YOUR CRAP" Fluttershy cowered underneath her hair, whimpering. She should've known it was that time of the month for Rainbow Dash, and she shouldnt've bothered her like she did. "I-I'm so sorry Rainbow, I didn't know you were going to tell-" "SOARIN' THAT I LIKE HIM, YEAH I AM. JUST, JUST SHUT IT." Rainbow crossed her front legs and looked away with a huff. "I'm not going on your stupid wilderness walk, Fluttershy. You're just trying to get me away from that awesome plot of his. I'm going." Rainbow Dash flew off, and Fluttershy ran off somewhere else, when she bumped into somepony. "O-oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!" She apologized, and looked at who she had ran into. "Oh, hello Soarin'!" "Hey Flutters, what's up? What did Rainbow Dash say?" "She... uhm..." "Yes?" "You won't tell, will you...?" "Of course not." "...She said you had a nice... um... plot." "SHE SAID WHAT ABOUT MY PLOT?!" |
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tydog98
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| 30 Apr 2013 03:31 PM |
You should just go and say YOLO to him
Never tell me the odds |
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