JunJoe
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| 29 Apr 2013 09:22 PM |
Would you let a guy wee on your face every morning to wake you up?
The rules: -It must be on your face -You can tell him to get off and leave right when you wake up -You don't have to have conversation with him -You can stop the process at any time, but you will never be able to take it back |
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sosweetis
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| 29 Apr 2013 09:23 PM |
sure why not i can always use facewash
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JunJoe
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| 29 Apr 2013 09:23 PM |
| For the record, you're making approx. 109k per year just letting this man wee on your face. |
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| 29 Apr 2013 09:23 PM |
| Does it get in your mouth/eyes? |
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| 29 Apr 2013 09:23 PM |
probably not because it would probably be some fat hairy man with prostate cancer
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JunJoe
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JunJoe
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| 29 Apr 2013 09:24 PM |
probably not because it would probably be some fat hairy man with prostate cancer
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| 29 Apr 2013 09:25 PM |
What fumble said.
Don't judge me.
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Skellor
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| 29 Apr 2013 09:25 PM |
| if i could go into the bathroom first |
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JunJoe
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| 29 Apr 2013 09:25 PM |
Can a girl wee on my face?
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No it's a man, as stated in the OP. |
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JunJoe
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| 29 Apr 2013 09:26 PM |
if i could go into the bathroom first
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No, the order of things is this:
1. You're in bed 2. Man wees on your face as an alarm clock 3. Tell him to leave or whatever and go about daily business, he leaves 300 dollars on the bed |
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| 29 Apr 2013 09:26 PM |
@junjoe
I added that for effect.
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Oroun
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| 29 Apr 2013 09:28 PM |
Is it R. Kelly?
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=95942394 |
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JunJoe
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| 29 Apr 2013 09:28 PM |
I added that for effect.
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So you are turning 300 dollars per day (109k a year, more than most Americans make) just because of what he may look like? The man has no disease that can be harmful to you. |
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Skellor
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| 29 Apr 2013 09:28 PM |
then my bed would get wet every morning and smell like piss
eh
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JunJoe
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| 29 Apr 2013 09:29 PM |
@skellor
that was one of the rules I forgot to mention
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Once you wake up and go shower or whatever, the man gives you new sheets everyday and cleans it and leaves. |
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| 29 Apr 2013 09:31 PM |
| Doesn't say anything about a mask. So, yes. |
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JunJoe
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| 30 Apr 2013 08:49 PM |
@egammelgcloak
I said "on your face."
Your mask is not your face. |
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| 30 Apr 2013 08:58 PM |
| mkay, i'll wear a mask that covers almost my entire face except one little tiny microsofic spot where my skin shows, then I'll wash it off. |
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JunJoe
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| 30 Apr 2013 09:05 PM |
| That's fine, but if you think that it won't seep spread through the tiny hole you're sadly mistaken |
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| 30 Apr 2013 09:08 PM |
| I would do it for 1k for every minute he does it (it takes me a half hour to wake up even if someone was pissin on me) |
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| 30 Apr 2013 09:09 PM |
| For an extra 50k, I would let him poop. |
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JunJoe
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| 30 Apr 2013 09:09 PM |
| No, you only get 300 dollars for the session, it's your fault if you don't get up. |
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