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| 28 Apr 2013 08:30 PM |
*Note this isn't realistic, this is only ficition because this is from my imagination, so don't question me about "why would they do this, that, etc." or "what made this country do something like that?". If your gonna ask any questions like that, I won't reply to them. REMEMBER IS THIS JUST FROM MY IMAGINATION SO DON'T TRY TO THINK THIS IS NONFICITION*
*years it all begins is in 2020*
Russia: I will conquer my former land of the Soviet Union! Ukraine: Wait what?? Belarus: Why Russia, why do you want to do that? Russia: cuz I want to become a communist nation again! *Russia takes over Kazkahistan, Tajkistan, Georgia, Azerbijian, Ukraine, Belarus, Krygzstan, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan.* Ukraine and Belarus: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Russia: *laughs like a mad man* Poland: O-o Moldova: o.o Romania: O_O Germany: O.e Japan: o.O China: What the heck?! US: I was gonna say the same thing China... UK: Same... Estonia: my brothers Lithuania and Lativa we must become one single nation together, so Russia won't invade us easily! Lativa: i agree with you Estonia, my big brother Lithuania: yeah lets do this! *The Baltic States is born* Russia: You really think you can easily defend from my troops? Baltic States: Yes we do.. Russia: think again Estonia, Lativa, and Lithuania! Russia: your new nation of the Baltic States are no match against my huge army! *Baltic States is taken over by Russia* Poland: oh crap O.O Moldova: *joins Romania due to Moldova getting very scared by Russia* Moldova: Romania I'm so scared! Romania: It's okay Moldova, I'm right here. *Romania holds on Moldova, trying to comfort him from the fear Russia is doing right now* Armenia: I need more land if I don't want to get taken over easily. *Turkey gives a chunk of land to Armenia* Armenia: thanks Turkey: don't mention it I wouldn't want you to have that happen to you
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| 28 Apr 2013 08:30 PM |
| You missed the part where North Korea blows itself up by accident. |
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| 28 Apr 2013 08:32 PM |
| You missed the part were North Korea nukes the U.S. |
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| 28 Apr 2013 08:33 PM |
| It's funny becaue you guys always make Russia the enemy. |
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| 28 Apr 2013 08:34 PM |
"*Turkey gives a chunk of land to Armenia*"
and this is where you threw out any chance of having a potentially even slightly believable scenario |
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| 28 Apr 2013 08:34 PM |
you missed the part when china invades the us
or you didnt, idk man tl;dr |
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| 28 Apr 2013 08:34 PM |
1. This doesn't belong in OT. =3
2. passsssssssttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ |
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| 28 Apr 2013 08:48 PM |
PART 2
Russia: I see Romania now owns Moldova, and that Armenia was given a peice of land from Turkey... Russia: when will they ever learn those two... Russia: meh *Russian troops successfully invade Armenia and Romania and Moldova* Russia: Now I have all the former land I once had in the Soviet Union! *laughs like a evil man* *Russia becomes communist again* Poland: oh crap O-o Hungary: oh dear! *Poland is then invaded by Russia* Poland: GREAT JUST GREAT!!!!!! Poland: once again I have been taken over by a nation! Poland: I HATE YOU RUSSIA!!!!!! *Poland is now part of Russia* Russia: I hate you too :) Germany: Oh crap the Russians are now next door to the Germans now! Hungary: i must join Czech Republic, Slovakia, and Austria to we can be able to defend our nations from the evil Russians! *Hungary, Czech Republic, Slovakia, and Austria become the new nation of Central Europe or CE for short* CE: We are now a big nation! Russia: o rly? *does the internet meme face* CE: yes really! Russia: *takes over Central Europe* Russia: *does the Troll Face at everyone in the world* Germany: Your making the European Union vanish! Russia: I don't care about the European Union I never even cared about the EU in fact! France: oh great thanks for telling us. Italy: thank you Russia. *sarcasm* Spain: yeah thanks a lot Russia! *Russia invades Serbia, Kosovo, Greece, Albania, Turkey, Macedonia, Bulgaria, Croatia, Slovenia, Bonsia and Herzgoniva and Montenergo* Russia: HAHAHA Russia: i own almost half of Europe now! UK: Russia if you don't stop were all going to declare war on you! US: Yes will declare war on you Russia if you keep this up! China: yeah! Brazil: I agree with UK! Japan: I will declare war on you too Russia, and be on the good guys side! Switzerland: if everyone declares war on Russia, Im going to be neutral again! Russia: yeah whatever...... Russia: meh..... *Russia invades Mongolia* Switzerland: Yeah I'm going to be neutral again.... *Switzerland then becomes neutral in the war* China: You've got to kidding me Russia... Japan: YOU IDIOT! US: Okay Russia you have asked for this... UK: PREPARE FOR WAR RUSSIA! UK: everyone this is World War III and Axis Power is Russia, and the Allies are all the people in the world! Germany: expect for Switzerland... Switzerland: Don't bring me into any of this! Germany: .... Norway: LOL
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| 28 Apr 2013 08:49 PM |
| I doubt World War 3 will actually start in Europe |
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| 28 Apr 2013 08:50 PM |
| I was imagining World War III as Black Ops 2. |
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| 28 Apr 2013 08:50 PM |
"Russia: I will conquer my former land of the Soviet Union!" stopped reading there |
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| 28 Apr 2013 08:50 PM |
IMAAAAGIINAAAAATIOOOOOOON
@bloon go die
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| 28 Apr 2013 08:51 PM |
| And then Alaska is annexed and China invades and then Operation Anchorage begins and the whole of Europe all hate each other then nukes everywhere then it's Fallout. |
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| 28 Apr 2013 08:52 PM |
| i doubt turkey will give land to people they dont like that much |
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| 28 Apr 2013 08:53 PM |
also what the hell kind of introduction a war is that
"lol lets take over land" "y" "cuz yolo lol" "dangit russia get it together" |
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| 28 Apr 2013 08:55 PM |
i could see putin doing that
except hed be shirtless on a bear |
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| 28 Apr 2013 09:01 PM |
this brought tears to my eyes
Warning: Pony Contaminated Thread, proceed with caution. |
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| 28 Apr 2013 09:05 PM |
ima firin' malaysia. bleh. too old of a meme |
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