Angolan
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| 28 Apr 2013 04:00 PM |
MOGADISHU, SOMALIA - Earlier this morning, Emperor Pspjohn's yacht, the JCSS iBuns, was captured by Somali pirates. He was taken hostage, along with some ten female "associates" who were aboard.
The Somali government has announced that their navy will just sit by and do nothing due to John threatening the country earlier with invasion. The JCN is ill prepared for a rescue operation but is unwilling to accept the pirates' ransom of 500000000 robux for the his release.
We will keep you updated.
(article courtesy of USM's FOX News) |
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thok1599
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Dx1895
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bloxman26
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| 28 Apr 2013 04:07 PM |
update
Clans across robloxia are sending weapons, funding, ammunition, and manpower to assist the somali's in holding pspjohn |
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Dx1895
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Angolan
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| 28 Apr 2013 04:09 PM |
HARGEISA, SOMALILAND - JCN and Somali officials informed us that Psp and and his "associates" were transferred to a terrorist base in Somaliland. The JCN has deployed the destroyers Glory of Pspjohn and Pspjohn's Victory to the region to attempt to rescue them.
(courtesy of USM's FOX News) |
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iC7G
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| 28 Apr 2013 04:11 PM |
onyl update if he dies pls
my dream job is cerial killer |
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EZcorp
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TRUSTnU
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| 28 Apr 2013 04:15 PM |
hahahaha!
~~~> TnU; That Trust Guy ~ |
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| 28 Apr 2013 04:16 PM |
kudos the somalia
[OPTYX:Chancellor:HelloSlackers][[SweetrollThief]] |
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| 28 Apr 2013 04:17 PM |
lol
[Some say, I'm the world's worst forum troller ever, all we know is, I'm Artificially] |
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| 28 Apr 2013 04:18 PM |
Somali Transmission:
"Kaluahkasah. Kurahtonma do bopdaba!"
Translation: We will not return PSPjohn untill we all can afford a dominus and jc gives up fighting us! |
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| 28 Apr 2013 04:19 PM |
Someone call the USSF SEALs.
Oh wait, they're to crippled by Civil. |
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alien9999
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| 28 Apr 2013 04:20 PM |
My goodness.. I am speachless.. This is probably the most hilarious and creative way of flaming PSP I have ever seen. |
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rouben101
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| 28 Apr 2013 04:27 PM |
Update
John is released, He is now ODing one of the pirates. We are not sure who but we are sure that he is ODing one of them |
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| 28 Apr 2013 04:33 PM |
Surprisingly, nothing but the "USM's FOX News" made me smile.
:=[1st Gen C&Ger]=: |
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Voile
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pspjohn1
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| 28 Apr 2013 04:38 PM |
WE ARE THE SOMALI PIRATES,
THIS IS NOT A JOKE,
SEND THE RANSOM MONEY NOW,
BUY THE T-SHIRT BELOW
http://www.roblox.com/1st-item?id=91064110 |
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Lefty13
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pspjohn1
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