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| 27 Apr 2013 06:01 PM |
they are either too helpful or too useless
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PinkFlare
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| 27 Apr 2013 06:24 PM |
| PMD partner AI: I'm going to separate myself from the leader even though I have a "follow me" tactic set and wander into some place where'll I'll faint or waste every Reviver Seed!! |
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Bitminer
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| 27 Apr 2013 06:25 PM |
| I've found that the partners you can get in Nethack are pretty helpful. |
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| 27 Apr 2013 06:36 PM |
Agreed. Just as an example... Lydia(Skyrim) can be killed by a horse and will probably wander off the road and get killed by a bear/sabre cat/frostbite spider/dragon/horse/bandit/forsworn/wandering atronach or spriggan/pyromancerconjurernecromancerrestlessdraugr
"I'm not even sure it's a sword. Looks more like a letter opener." |
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| 27 Apr 2013 06:40 PM |
Luigi
≈"Boating school? I thought this was Spanish class!"-Patrick≈ |
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Tobi6355
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| 27 Apr 2013 06:52 PM |
@Teh
To my knowledge, Luigi has never been an AI partner, but instead a playable partner. |
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| 27 Apr 2013 06:53 PM |
WELL FINE Other Kirbys in Kirby and the amazing mirror.
≈"Boating school? I thought this was Spanish class!"-Patrick≈ |
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| 28 Apr 2013 12:02 PM |
| Skyrim logic: follower can mow down an army of bandits, cant fight against 3 spiders |
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lion9031
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| 28 Apr 2013 12:08 PM |
WOLVES HUNT IN PACKS WOLVES HUNT IN PACKS
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| 28 Apr 2013 12:27 PM |
just like in lego lord of le' rings
they always try to fight le' enemy
but always die and never end up killing them. wtf. |
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| 28 Apr 2013 12:40 PM |
TF2:
Cannon fodder.
Halo:
I believe everyone knows about the "driving off cliffs"
Pokemon:
Whoops! Did you want to catch that Pokemon? I'm sorry! (Escort missions) Did you want to attack him? How about I do that for you! (During battles)
Left 4 Dead:
*Over cliff, hanging on for dear life* *Others try to help you, but they go over the cliff*
PMD:
*Sets to "Use Moves Only"*
*Partners use wrong moves at wrong times* |
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| 28 Apr 2013 01:41 PM |
mount & blade:
You're the most important man in our army and we only win because of you? Let us exclude you from ALL of our raiding parties, and as soon as you besiege a castle, invite you to one!
POWER SLAM |
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| 28 Apr 2013 02:03 PM |
CoD partners: Allow me to charge out and shrug off every bullet while firing back and missing every shot of my unlimited ammo.
Bioshock infinite partner (elizabeth): BOOKER I FOUND SOME AMMO BOOKER HERE'S FIRST AID, YOU NEED IT BOOKER, TAKE THESE COINS BOOKER BOOKER BOOKER
HL2 partner (Alyx): Allow me to get in your way all the time, hang back when we need to get moving, and get myself killed so that you have to restart everything all over. |
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| 28 Apr 2013 02:18 PM |
Roman in GTA IV.
Oh, the cops are shooting you Niko! Im just going to charge at them with my fists held up. |
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