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| 22 Apr 2013 01:02 PM |
Unlike the PlayStation Network, Xbox Live is American, and as such it enjoys all the benefits that America has to offer. Xbox Live stands for freedom, a strong work ethic, democracy, God, eagles, Obama, and justice. Meanwhile, PSN is not American, and as such does not stand for freedom or any of the other things I can't be bothered to type out again. Also, it's probably racist a little bit.
Let us not forget that Japan started World War II by bombing a place once and was also responsible for the physical assault of Kurt Russell, as filmed in the documentary Big Trouble in Little China. Kurt Russell, like Xbox Live, stands for the great American ideals, so an attack on him is practically an attack on The Lord's chosen nation. Japan -- and by extension Sony -- may as well rub its butt on the American flag every time it gleefully runs Big Trouble in Little China on national television, which I'll bet it does daily. Are you going to take that disrespect? Are you going to let Sony revel in the continued abuse of Kurt Russell and Xbox Live? Do you even LIKE freedom, or are you some communist who refuses to free P**** Riot?
FREE P**** RIOT! BUY XBOX LIVE SUBSCRIPTIONS! PROMOTE FREEDOM! DEATH TO RACISM!
(Before you guys report, P**** Riot is a feminist rock band from Russia. I had to censor because of the filters :/)
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| 22 Apr 2013 01:03 PM |
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| 22 Apr 2013 01:04 PM |
> Sony of America
Never tell me the odds |
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| 22 Apr 2013 01:04 PM |
| what in the flipping heck did i just read |
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| 22 Apr 2013 01:05 PM |
| Ah yes, that's those people that went into the Orthodox Church and started singing about Putin being bad. |
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| 22 Apr 2013 01:06 PM |
tl;dr
From the half of a sentence that I read I am guessing that the guy writing it is ALL-A-'MURICAN and thinks his country is the best in the world |
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| 22 Apr 2013 01:08 PM |
Xbox Live is better because it's American.
hardcore american is obviously op |
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Tdc88
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| 22 Apr 2013 01:09 PM |
| nintendo is better because screw you! |
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| 22 Apr 2013 01:10 PM |
In all seriousness, I'm actually British, I just wanted to solve the PSN-XBL arguments using things I saw in movies.
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| 22 Apr 2013 01:11 PM |
"Xbox live stands for freedom"
Freedom for 10 bucks a month OKAY |
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| 22 Apr 2013 01:12 PM |
Why, Sparta of course.
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| 23 Apr 2013 11:27 AM |
| I like pie. Ok. Got it. ;] *Messenger Bird* |
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| 23 Apr 2013 11:30 AM |
"Unlike the PlayStation Network, Xbox Live is American, and as such it enjoys all the benefits that America has to offer. Xbox Live stands for freedom, a strong work ethic, democracy, God, eagles, Obama, and justice. Meanwhile, PSN is not American, and as such does not stand for freedom or any of the other things I can't be bothered to type out again. Also, it's probably racist a little bit.
Let us not forget that Japan started World War II by bombing a place once and was also responsible for the physical assault of Kurt Russell, as filmed in the documentary Big Trouble in Little China. Kurt Russell, like Xbox Live, stands for the great American ideals, so an attack on him is practically an attack on The Lord's chosen nation. Japan -- and by extension Sony -- may as well rub its butt on the American flag every time it gleefully runs Big Trouble in Little China on national television, which I'll bet it does daily. Are you going to take that disrespect? Are you going to let Sony revel in the continued abuse of Kurt Russell and Xbox Live? Do you even LIKE freedom, or are you some communist who refuses to free P**** Riot?"
how stupid are you
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) if you got swag holla ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i dont care about your life ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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| 23 Apr 2013 11:32 AM |
| This guy's intelligence is unmatched. |
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| 23 Apr 2013 11:36 AM |
Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watch'd, were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say, does that Star-Spangled Banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
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| 23 Apr 2013 11:42 AM |
@blob Omgikr
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| 23 Apr 2013 11:45 AM |
>Omgikr
Yes, truly. Everyone thinks that World War II was started by the Germans, but no. In reality, it was actually started by the Japanese 2 years later at Pearl Harbor.
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| 23 Apr 2013 11:46 AM |
but democracy is a greek innovation god is a hebrew innovation eagles were originally used by the romans (irrc)
so
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| 23 Apr 2013 11:47 AM |
ITT: the op likes another company better because of race not the quality of the service
wonderful standards op |
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meldo
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| 23 Apr 2013 11:48 AM |
"ITT: the op likes another company better because of race not the quality of the service"
no
ITT: op trolls everyone on OT even though this is a petty excuse for trolling
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| 23 Apr 2013 11:50 AM |
@blob Are you still unaware this is a troll thread intended to rile up over serious people and PS3 fans?
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| 23 Apr 2013 11:50 AM |
it really isn't trolling when it probably took them a couple of hours to write the op
and they put their self at risk for a ban so I don't see how it's a win for them
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