Rippetoe
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| 21 Apr 2013 08:17 PM |
Thirty-six thousand years ago a race of superior alien beings came to earth. They landed on the gigantic and empty continent known today as Africa, and in their load they carried a big number of dark-skinned individuals - africans - who they brought along as slave labour from Mercury. The reason they are black is to protect them from the strong UV-lights so close to the sun.
Africans were harmless beings as long as they remained under strict control of their masters and were not allowed any own thoughts. If left alone in groups they quickly grew greedy and started running rampant and misbehaving. The humanoid aliens who cruised in spaceships of diamond did not like Earth, for it was populated by a race of very similar beings, Neanderthals and whatnot, so they quickly left. Of Africans however, they had a great surplus, wherefore they left them to die on Earth.
The problem is that the Africans didn't die; They instead continued to flourish in their primal ways, seeing as they were unable to evolve any form of culture. They still lived in their tribal villages and townships when the Europeans arrived and brought them along on a journey cross the globe. Only now we are supposed to treat those apparently inferior beings as equals; and if we disagree that those alien scum are equal, we are racists and natsis and must be purged. Time is right for action. We must do something about this threat, for THE BLACK PLAGUE must be defeated! Their beastial manners surely is not the way civilized man lives! |
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Rippetoe
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| 21 Apr 2013 08:19 PM |
| We must revolt against the black president and OVERTHROW HIM! It's the white's time to shine and this is our planet! We mustn't let some dirty alien scum control our government! |
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CEncod3
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DarkFossa
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| 21 Apr 2013 08:20 PM |
too long, didn't read.
I could've been offended by this and you could've trolled me :c too bad. |
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| 21 Apr 2013 08:21 PM |
that explains their love of fried chicken. the hubble space telescope recently discovered that chickens also live on mercury, the africans' home planet, except they are fried because of the high temperature. the africans would eat these regularly, and have kept that tradition going over the generations.
-alex kramer, international space station commander, expedition 1337 |
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| 21 Apr 2013 08:22 PM |
| Yakub actually made everyone |
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solman123
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| 21 Apr 2013 08:22 PM |
Get out. Wait, That means that the africans actually were smarter then the netherlanderthals. Make sense. |
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| 21 Apr 2013 08:26 PM |
"That means that the africans actually were smarter then the netherlanderthals."
No it doesn't Neanderthals were actually smarter than humans They had other problems that caused them to die out Before they died out though, they managed to breed with what would become modern day Europeans and Asians
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Rippetoe
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| 21 Apr 2013 08:29 PM |
| http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/9474109/Neanderthals-did-not-interbreed-with-humans-scientists-find.html |
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| 21 Apr 2013 08:30 PM |
Anything with a ".uk" at the end seems to not be credible so I'd rather not
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Rippetoe
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| 21 Apr 2013 08:30 PM |
why are you so against me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)got a problem with us?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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12prind
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| 21 Apr 2013 08:35 PM |
"No it doesn't Neanderthals were actually smarter than humans"
no they weren't their ability for language and innovation/invention where extremly limited compared to ho mosapians.
"They had other problems that caused them to die out"
ya our spears through their spines.
"Before they died out though, they managed to breed with what would become modern day Europeans and Asians"
this hypothesis has been disproved by the human genome project which found that we have no neanderthal DNA in us. |
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| 21 Apr 2013 08:37 PM |
"no they weren't their ability for language and innovation/invention where extremly limited compared to ho mosapians. "
That doesn't mean they were in general dumber
"ya our spears through their spines."
No actually
"this hypothesis has been disproved by the human genome project which found that we have no neanderthal DNA in us."
My ninth grade biology teacher and a bunch of articles lied to me then???? |
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12prind
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| 21 Apr 2013 08:47 PM |
"That doesn't mean they were in general dumber"
kind of does.
"No actually"
ya actually.
"My ninth grade biology teacher and a bunch of articles lied to me then????"
yep. |
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| 21 Apr 2013 08:49 PM |
| Bioshock Infinite in a nutshell |
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| 21 Apr 2013 08:56 PM |
"kind of does."
Asians have higher IQ's on average but aren't all that innovative at all though so I mean???
"ya actually."
Are you implying that we killed them all off u srs?
"yep."
I'd much rather take their word than yours |
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johnb
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furt7483
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| 21 Apr 2013 08:59 PM |
Get out you racist scum.
-Now you see me,now you don't- |
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johnb
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