is811
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| 21 Apr 2013 11:08 AM |
*Poisonlava shouts a sword training and people start arriving, one by one*
"Hi sir!" says a new member. "Ma'am*" "Ma'am*" "m'am*" the chat goes crazy with people correcting the new member. "Plava's a girl, scrub" Feraloxide adds scornfully. "Feral, he's new, how was he supposed to know? It's alright Twilightfan999, it was an easy mistake to make" Jamocha stood up for all members, especially new ones. "Shut up Jam you scrub, no one likes you" Feral didn't like to be corrected. *The other ten members just stand there watching as Plava swiftly kicks Feraloxide. They are used to it, anyway.*
"m/Well that was an interesting start..." Plava says slowly, "Okay, we'll start with a simple FFA, when someone reaches 50 KOs, we'll stop." "Positive KDR?" Asks Hockey141414. "Yes." Plava says quickly, then, "m/Start" At the beginning, Azurixide is first followed closely by Scrappydoodle and Cman200137. Of course, Vaulcon is also quickly advancing after being savagely spawn killed by is811. By accident. "Ahhh sorry Vaul!" is said apologetically. Vaul just carried on, ignoring the idiot and trying not to waste any more time. As soon as Feraloxide comes back, he quickly climbs the leader board. Flixal arrives late and apologises before also getting close to the top of the leader board. Finalstop and is tie for the fourth time and for the fourth time, reply "GG". Rathalos24 who had been AFK for 5 minutes had forgotten to ask to be force-fielded had 48 Wipeouts and 0 KOs. "q.q" he said sadly as he tried to sort out his KDR. TDFall turns up to the training just as the FFA is finishing with Feraloxide in the lead and Vaul second, followed by Azurixide. "Hi TD!" Say a number of members, to which TDFall replies with a simple: "Hello." Metsfan2009 arrives just after TD. Poisonlava greets him along with some other members. "m/Next, you have a choice between Team Death Match and Sword Tourney," announces Plava "if you want to do TDM, step forward." About three quarters of the members step forward. "Okay, TDM it is."Some people groan, some cheer; obviously, it depends on what they wanted to do. *Plava is about to speak, when suddenly, Twilightfan999 starts exploiting and destroying everything, putting a décor on all of the walls that says ‘Screw Posionlava, we love Vaktus’ with a troll face next to it. Poisonlava unforce-fields him and the members of UCR keep killing him until he ragequits. “And that’s how we deal with exploiters round here” Metsfan2009 says cheerfully, before the training carries on. Jkoscar02 split the members into teams. "Bomberguy red" "Optiics blue" "Walgles red" "Jman blue" And so on until everyone had a team. Plava teleports everyone to the Team death match place and people fly off the map, screaming; only Trick555 survives. “And that UCR, is the power of pink” He states proudly. It takes the HRs three minutes to get everyone there without them dying every time. The activities continued, sword fight tournament, Juggernaut, rabbit, Capture the flag. Until it reached the end of the training. “Referral time!”Amune says excitedly and the members reply with cheers and excited whispers among themselves. “The people I am going to be giving referrals today are:” Plava says dramatically, purposefully taking a while to type the names, “Leo5855, Azurixide, Finalstop, xXWalglesXx and ultimanteexoivper. They all worked really hard in this training and did well” People congratulate everyone frantically, spamming the chat with “CONGRATS!!” and “Well done, guys!” Of course, at the end of the training, Plava shouts: “UCR” and everyone, although they find it irritating shout back: “FOR THE SHIELD!” Because they love it really. “Sorry, did I hear something?” Plava asks playfully. “UCRR!!” “FOOR THHHE SHHIIEELLDDD!!!” “That’s a bit better, but I know that’s not your best!” “UCCRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “FOOORRRR THHHEE SHHIIEELLDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111” UCR shouts. “I can hear you now! Well done, UCR. Training dismissed” *Plava bans everyone*
[More UCR stories coming up]
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is811
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| 21 Apr 2013 11:10 AM |
| Warning: You probably won't get the jokes in this unless you're in UCR. Sorry 'bout that. |
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rex090
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| 21 Apr 2013 11:34 AM |
| It is well written, and I am in UCR but ah...I don't really understand the jokes. But it may be because I am still slightly new to UCR. :/ |
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is811
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| 21 Apr 2013 11:37 AM |
| D: Sorry, rex. I'll try and make them more understandable next time. |
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joshymm20
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| 21 Apr 2013 12:01 PM |
Next one please.
Elmo Knows Where I Live |
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is811
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| 21 Apr 2013 12:19 PM |
Lol'd
Not as good as mine though :3 :P
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is811
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| 21 Apr 2013 12:21 PM |
| lol mine's kinda reality. Your's is just random, Hockey :P |
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is811
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| 21 Apr 2013 02:13 PM |
Why is there no mention of the UCR Party Bus :c btw, I'm UCR's Scrub. Appointed by feral. |
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iKeno
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| 21 Apr 2013 02:16 PM |
| put me on it, i usually rekt every one in the trainings. |
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is811
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| 21 Apr 2013 02:21 PM |
| Oh, yeah. Sorry, iKeno. I'll put you in next episode. |
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is811
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| 21 Apr 2013 02:22 PM |
| And growncool, xD I completely forgot about that... |
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| 21 Apr 2013 02:23 PM |
| I was about to say tl;dr but I saw my name :D very well written :) |
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is811
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is811
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| 21 Apr 2013 02:30 PM |
| Thanks :) Bits of it are usually true most trainings. Not all at once, though. |
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is811
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| 21 Apr 2013 02:32 PM |
| lol Vaul was like "WHY AM I SECOND" |
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is811
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asfi2000
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| 21 Apr 2013 02:35 PM |
Ah typical UCR.
Cheers, A2. UCR Mi |
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