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| 20 Apr 2013 05:36 PM |
I'll start off.
Yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone! |
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| 20 Apr 2013 05:37 PM |
| yo mama so ugly, she looked in the sky and the sun went blind |
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buck10me
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| 20 Apr 2013 05:38 PM |
Yo momma so fat she makes Keith Martin look like a crumb
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toomad
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| 20 Apr 2013 05:38 PM |
| Yo mamma so fat, were all concerned for her health. |
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| 20 Apr 2013 05:39 PM |
| Yo mama so fat, she uses a super massive black hole as a toilet. |
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nagoshi12
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| 20 Apr 2013 05:39 PM |
| Yo mama so stupid, she thinks that Hamlet is a type of breakfast. |
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| 20 Apr 2013 05:40 PM |
| yo moma so fat she signed up for NASA in the 60's because she heard the moon was made of cheese |
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buck10me
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| 20 Apr 2013 05:40 PM |
Yo momma so skinny, if you we're to throw a pebble at her something will break.
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| 20 Apr 2013 05:40 PM |
| yo mamma so fat when she went to heaven, she broke the Stairway To Heaven. |
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LordOreo
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| 20 Apr 2013 05:41 PM |
yo mama so fat that she got her own gravitational pull
according to science
chips ahoy b hatin' |
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buck10me
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| 20 Apr 2013 05:42 PM |
@Gator Yo momma so overprotective, she won't let you even go near a wall!
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| 20 Apr 2013 05:46 PM |
No she isn't. Ha ha ha ha ha Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
If you want my future, forget my past If you wanna get with me, better make it fast Now don't go wasting my precious time Get your act together we could be just fine
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (Gotta get with my friends) Make it last forever, friendship never ends If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
Oh, what do you think about that Now you know how I feel Say, you can handle my love, are you for real (Are you for real) I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye
Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (Gotta get with my friends) Make it last forever, friendship never ends If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give (You've got to give) Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
So, here's a story from A to Z You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully We got Em in the place who likes it in your face You got G like MC who likes it on a... Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady And as for me, ha you'll see
Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (Gotta get with my friends) Make it last forever, friendship never ends If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give (You've got to give) Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is
If you wanna be my lover You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta Slam, slam, slam, slam (make it last forever)
Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and zigazig ah If you wanna be my lover |
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| 20 Apr 2013 05:47 PM |
yo mama is so lazy
she created this harvest thread for you |
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buck10me
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| 20 Apr 2013 05:47 PM |
@Gator You momma so stupid, she made you!
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