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| 19 Apr 2013 07:21 PM |
So. I was supposed to do a brain transplant. After viciously breaking the skull of my patient with what appeared to be a tomahawk, the ambulance I was operating in bumped, causing the door to open and his replacement brain to nearly go flying out. I was fumbling around and somehow managed to inject myself with a syringe that made me trip bawls, and I then flipped off my patient due to his lack of notice to the syringe, and I somehow got an achievment for flipping him off. So I have now removed the brain, and I carelessly toss it out of the ambulance, reach into the liquid, and put the new brain in upside down. The ambulance bumped again, and a bunch of my stuff flew out. and then seconds later I got an A++.
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lasmore12
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| 19 Apr 2013 07:22 PM |
| Is this game free?... or real? |
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Maxatron1
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| 19 Apr 2013 07:23 PM |
Hehe I laughed while reading Should get the game |
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| 19 Apr 2013 07:27 PM |
There's a free version where you can do a heart transplant on the guy, your hand and arm is covered in blood, you can only use 4 of your fingers at a time, and you have the controls for the 4 fingers, AWER, tatooed on the corresponding figures.
The buyable version is on steam for 9.99$ normally, but atm it's 6.99$ until the 22nd. It has more operations, better graphics and physics, and way more hilarity. |
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| 19 Apr 2013 07:31 PM |
So, another.
Again, in the ambulance, except this time I have to do a heart transplant. So I casually take a bone saw and begin to saw away at his ribcage, throwing the pieces out of the ambulance. So once I'm done that, I realize that the guy's eyes seem kind of glazed. So I took the drill and stuck it in his eyes. Some blood flew, but he seemed fine afterwards. So I continue on and nearly get stabbed by that one syringe, and this time I go and stab the guy in the neck with it, then shush him before he starts screaming, which somehow earned me another achievment. I continue on and give him his small intestine as a scarf, earning me ANOTHER achievment. So the ambulance bumps and the bad news was most of his organs, including both lungs, went flying out the ambulance. But the good news was that I had acess to the heart! So, I took a scalpel and began to furiously saw away at the heart, stabbing him in the area of the spine in the process. I finally finish, tossed the heart at my radio, which was playing a bad tune, and dumped the new heart in his chest. Again, A++
GOD I LOVE THIS GAME |
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Arakkas
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| 19 Apr 2013 07:35 PM |
| Tbh I got nausea reading this. |
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