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| 18 Apr 2013 11:21 PM |
I don't do spiders. At all. I hate spiders. I have arachnophobia. And what decides to crawl into my room at midnight? A giant spider. Awesome.
Someone kill me. |
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:21 PM |
Do you watch spiderman?
§Dark Lightning strikes§ |
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:22 PM |
| Spiderman is different. It's a movie. I can do movies. A real spider though, HELL NO. I was standing there talking to my self like "Why a spider. Of all things, why a spider. Why not a roach or a snake or something trying to kill me. It had to be a spider". |
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:26 PM |
Decided to use Axe body spray and light it on fire.
Not my best idea.
I had to deal with a giant spider on fire running around my room. |
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:27 PM |
You sir, deserve of plaque that says, "Genius" In Big Gold letters with stars and sparkles.
~Black the beast descends from shadows.~ |
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:28 PM |
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBaOjAS4wdk |
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:28 PM |
I hate spider as well. I've been bitten by one before and I hope I never do again.
[TCB Commander] |
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:28 PM |
well that escalated quickly
i hate cockroaches for some reason
especially the flying ones
scare the bloody intestines out of me
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:28 PM |
| It's an effing wolf spider. I'm not sleeping in my room tonight. Forget this crap. |
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:31 PM |
-most arachnophobic person right here-
But really
Is it sad that I was cracking up at the thought of a giant spider on fire running around your room idk |
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:32 PM |
| I mean, thinking about it now, it was hilarious. But it wasn't then. I'd rather die then be around spiders. |
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:33 PM |
Last time I had a giant spider in my house, my neighbors older brother came over and threw a shoot at it and I watched as it splattered against the wall, it was GLO-RI-US!
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:33 PM |
@my Previous post
Shoe*
God I'm tired. |
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:34 PM |
There's another qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
It's official. I'm burning my house down. |
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:38 PM |
| Using a shoebox to kill this one. Here we go... |
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:38 PM |
Get the gasoline I'll get the matches we're tearing down your walls before they invade. I swear if there are two there are always more just basic spider conspiracy. |
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:41 PM |
Right. I'm messing with it now with m Axe. He keeps trying to run behind my bed. I spray him. Then my bookshelf. I spray him. And it continues
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:43 PM |
Get the bleach
Make it drink the bleach
It deserves
The
Bleach |
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:44 PM |
| Using half a can of axe on it is funnier. |
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:46 PM |
| im out of axe. Back to the shoebox. |
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:46 PM |
Ohmygosh I can only imagine how strongly your room smells
Hey at least the spider dies smelling good |
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:47 PM |
| I have the fan on so it's disapating. |
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| 18 Apr 2013 11:47 PM |
How big is this thing that it doesn't die with a whole can of Axe. Where are these powers and how do I get them |
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