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| 16 Apr 2013 05:41 PM |
Over the course of today I've done heavy research on the incident in Boston. Using my superior intellect and detective skills acquired from Harvard University, I can confirm that the incident that happened in Boston was set up by the Government.
Allow me to explain, when President Barack Obama makes a statement on the situation he quotes, "What we don't yet know however, is who carried out this attack, or why, whether it was planned and executed by a terrorist organisation, foreign or domestic, or the act of a malevolent individual."
When he finishes reading this sentence he closes his script book (because he is done reading what the government wants him to read) and goes on to talk about how they'll be brought to justice. This paints the picture clearly in front of me, I know that the Government was bribed by a secret organisation (possibly the Illuminati) to set up this attack to scare proud Americans, like me.
Also, when the explosion happened, a man was seen walking on the building that blew up. This man was obviously the culprit. The man was later revealed to be Obama himself! "I wanted to get a good view of the race." he helplessly excused. Government officials helped to cover it up by saying that the man on the roof was a mere construction worker, but I know the truth! |
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| 16 Apr 2013 05:42 PM |
| Shut up, Republican. It's your fault we're in debt. |
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| 16 Apr 2013 05:43 PM |
i believe you
laughing so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off |
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| 16 Apr 2013 05:43 PM |
^ HEY! DO NOT STEAL MY VERSION OF LOL. |
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| 16 Apr 2013 05:43 PM |
dont bring this up. please. |
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| 16 Apr 2013 05:44 PM |
@Life
Indoctrinated fool! You'll forever believe what people tell you! |
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| 16 Apr 2013 05:44 PM |
well actually i didnt get tat from you mk so I''l continue on
laughing so hard I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off |
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| 16 Apr 2013 05:45 PM |
Clearly the government keeps tons of secrets from the public, but I can assure that the Boston Marathon explosions were a form of terrorism. Set up by the government or not, it is still an act of violence.
TL;DR Version: Go back to corner, Mitt Romney fan. |
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| 16 Apr 2013 05:47 PM |
| in washington obama was here the whole day not in boston, you're stupid |
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| 16 Apr 2013 05:48 PM |
It's just like 9/11 and Sandy Hook!
It's all the Illuminati planning to send us crashing down! |
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| 16 Apr 2013 05:49 PM |
| Dim-witted simpletons! I shall rue the day when wealth sovereignty comes knocking at your door! |
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| 16 Apr 2013 05:52 PM |
Believe it or not, they had bomb smelling dogs there, before it happened.
The Chezburger Lover, ❶❸❸❼ |
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| 16 Apr 2013 05:55 PM |
@Sauce, like you're telling us right?
~CrazyTuberculosis~ |
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