56782345
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| 12 Apr 2013 11:39 AM |
take tin foil carefully, then set it down on a table
take a crap on the tin foil
put another sheet of tin foil on top
you now have a macbook
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mariopoi
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| 12 Apr 2013 11:42 AM |
how to actually make a macbook: order a big mac put it in a book
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| 12 Apr 2013 11:46 AM |
| Don't forget to gloss it up and put a ridiculous price tag on it. |
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56782345
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| 12 Apr 2013 11:51 AM |
"Don't forget to gloss it up and put a ridiculous price tag on it."
oh yes indeed
*puts $3000 price tag on it*
*put lip gloss on it* |
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Alfie594
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| 12 Apr 2013 11:53 AM |
OR:
1. Go to an Apple store 2. Buy a MacBook 3. ???? 4. Profit |
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56782345
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| 12 Apr 2013 11:54 AM |
1. Go to an Apple store 2. Buy a MacBook 3. ???? 4. Profit
correction:
1. Go to an Apple store 2. Waste money on a MacBook 3. ???? 4. -$3000 dollars and 25 IQ points |
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| 12 Apr 2013 11:55 AM |
*stands back and looks at final product*
*sniffle* It's...it's... terrible. :') |
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Alfie594
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| 12 Apr 2013 11:56 AM |
1. Go to an Apple store 2. Buy a MacBook 3. ???? 4. Profit
correction:
1. Go to an Apple store 2. Waste money on a MacBook 3. ???? 4. -$3000 dollars and 25 IQ points
Correction: Mac is better than PC.
EoS (End of Story) |
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56782345
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| 12 Apr 2013 11:56 AM |
"Mac is better than PC."
have fun with your overpriced peice of crap |
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| 12 Apr 2013 11:56 AM |
@Alife
"Profit"
Suuuuuuuuuuure. |
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meldo
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| 12 Apr 2013 11:57 AM |
"Mac is better than PC."
Give me 5 factual reasons why this is true and I can guarantee I'll be able to quickly prove them wrong.
~Puncture the skin and see the blood run cold on desert sand~ |
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Alfie594
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| 12 Apr 2013 12:00 PM |
1. You get more from mac (iMovie, iPhoto etc) 2. Accidentally leaving your macbook on your car and driving off = Mac Survival 3. Safari is better than IE. 4. They cost more, because they are professional 5. You can spill coffee over them and have them survive. 6. Reliable. |
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Grayssake
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| 12 Apr 2013 12:01 PM |
le mac defender rogue
♫ The grass was greener, The light was brighter, With friends surrounded, The nights of wonder. ♫ |
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meldo
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| 12 Apr 2013 12:02 PM |
1. Equivalents are on Windows (Windows Live programs) 2. Word this better 3. Uh, no. Safari is actually quite worse than IE. Look up "peacekeeper" 4. No, they cost more because Apple wants the $$$ 5. Same with a PC?? 6. Ha
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Alfie594
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| 12 Apr 2013 12:04 PM |
| Guess what, smart-ass? Everyone has their own opinion. |
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56782345
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| 12 Apr 2013 12:04 PM |
1. You get more from mac (iMovie, iPhoto etc) - And you can download anything like this for free that's 20% cooler. 2. Accidentally leaving your macbook on your car and driving off = Mac Survival - Why is this useful? It it's left on, when it's close it'll be in sleep mode anyways. 3. Safari is better than IE. - We can download Firefox and Chrome. 4. They cost more, because they are professional - The design might be, but the operating system and software are both peices of crap, making it pretty useless, because people don't use their laptops for show, but for quality. Nobody pays $3000 for design. 5. You can spill coffee over them and have them survive. Same with a PC, except the mac is easier to clean. 6. Reliable. - That's a statement that everyone makes about macs. Oh, they don't get viruses. Blah blah blah. |
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meldo
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| 12 Apr 2013 12:07 PM |
"Guess what, smart-ass? Everyone has their own opinion. " "Give me 5 factual reasons"
So now you're angered that your defenses were easily shot down, is it?
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meldo
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| 12 Apr 2013 12:09 PM |
"Just get out of my life."
Stop replying then, mate. It's not your thread thus you have no authority over it. Stop being butthurt.
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mariopoi
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| 12 Apr 2013 12:09 PM |
>we can download firefox and chrome macs can too!
always just always |
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Alfie594
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| 12 Apr 2013 12:10 PM |
| Meldo + My Eyeballs = Why has it gone dark? |
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meldo
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| 12 Apr 2013 12:11 PM |
"Meldo + My Eyeballs = Why has it gone dark?"
You ever going to post a valid and factual argument or are you just going to spout useless nonsense?
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Alfie594
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| 12 Apr 2013 12:11 PM |
| Also, you have no authority of what I like. You have no authority of my LIFE. You don't own me. |
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meldo
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| 12 Apr 2013 12:11 PM |
"Also, you have no authority of what I like. You have no authority of my LIFE. You don't own me."
Please show me where I said this.
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mariopoi
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| 12 Apr 2013 12:12 PM |
>apple wants money microsoft does too!
always just always |
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