thunderri
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| 10 Apr 2013 08:20 PM |
Phillip "Merely" Littlewin was born in the small town of Tyrona in Ireland in the Winter of 1928. The 7th out of 19 children born to Ron and Mira Littlewin, Phillip had a tough time getting his parents attention and faced many rough times in his school as he had mean friends and did not get great grades. In 1937, the Littlewin family moved to Switzerland when Ron Littlewin got a better and higher paying job as a goat herder. Phillip did not fit in with the people as he could not speak Swedish. In January of 1940, Phillip ran away with his dolls and his pet Guinea Pig Walton to Poland. Later that year he was caught and send into a camp because of World War II, but was able to escape after he was found to be of no religious background. Phillip could not turn back as he did not know where to go, so he found a job at the local newspaper editorial in Poland. He published several papers but was fired after an "incident" with his bosses' wife. Phillip was Deported to the U.S. in 1948 at the age of 20 because his bosses' cousin was a high rank member of the Polish Government. In the U.S. Phillip attended one month of Syracuse University in New York before withdrawing due to failing grades. He went from apartment to apartment and soon began to live in the cold streets of the Big Apple. One night, when he had seen a man trying to snatch a purse from a woman, he helped the woman by fighting off the man. The woman was Irene Layet, the daughter of a local Pizzeria manager. He and Layet dated for a while, and then got married in the summer of 1954. Phillip began working at Irene's fathers' Pizzeria for another 15 years or so and the couple had 10 children. Sadly, Phillip had not been loyal to Irene and in 1969, Irene filed for Divorce in the New York Supreme Court, and the couple split. The only child that Phillip has custody over was his son Mac. Mac was only 11 at the time, but was very smart. In 1975, when Mac was 17, he published an article in the "New York Sun" a local newspaper that made him very popular locally. The success Mac had with his writing job gave his unemployed father (Phillip) money and he supported him. Sadly, Phillip had a drinking problem with a new drink called Gatorade and Mac left his father. In 1982 Phillip invested his left over money in his favorite drink, Gatorade's stocks and they boomed in the years to come. By 1989, Phillip had made a fortune off of his stocks, and he also gained wealth by helping the company make a new flavor called: "Cherries and Potatoes" as he loved cherries and potatoes which were his home country's (Ireland) most popular surplus at the time of his childhood. Sadly in 1995, the flavor was changed to just "Cherry". Phillip invested more of his money and bought a new computer and began to play computer games as he lived by himself in a small apartment with his 3 dogs. He soon became addicted, and in 1998 was voted the Gamer of the Year by People's magazine. The 70 year old had become successful by playing games as gaming companies hired him in their ads. Sadly the gaming legend could not play as he was sent to jail for not paying his taxes in 2005, probably because of his gaming addiction, and did not become free until early 2009. He continued playing the game he was best at until later in the year, which was Pac Man 2.0, but then he found out that his statistics meant pretty much nothing as the game was outdated and obsolete. He seeked fame throughout the gaming world, and in 2010, the 82 year old found his second love after Irene called Roblox. At first he felt that he was too old to be playing a lego game, but as he became richer and more famous on the game, he became more and more addicted, and a couple years after he had bought every single hat on the game, which was an amazing achievement. To this day, Phillip "Merely" Littlewin has been playing Roblox, even the young age of 85. He hopes to continue playing to another 10 years so that he can get the Eccentric Shop Tutor when it comes out.
That is the life story of Phillip "Merely" Littlewin, the unsuccessful young man who became successful through pixels! :D
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DarkGenex
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thunderri
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| 10 Apr 2013 08:21 PM |
| It's a very inspiring story. |
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Bombz99
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| 10 Apr 2013 08:23 PM |
| Thunderri as much as I love your stories I can't read all that lol |
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Orginal
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| 10 Apr 2013 08:23 PM |
| I thought merely was Asian |
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| 10 Apr 2013 08:24 PM |
| Just read the whole thing... lol |
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thunderri
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| 10 Apr 2013 08:25 PM |
| Atleast read the last 5 lines :D |
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Bombz99
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| 10 Apr 2013 08:26 PM |
"Sadly the gaming legend could not play as he was sent to jail for not paying his taxes in 2005, probably because of his gaming addiction, and did not become free until early 2009. He continued playing the game he was best at until later in the year, which was Pac Man 2.0, but then he found out that his statistics meant pretty much nothing as the game was outdated and obsolete. He seeked fame throughout the gaming world, and in 2010, the 82 year old found his second love after Irene called Roblox" LOLOLOLOL |
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thunderri
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| 10 Apr 2013 08:26 PM |
| Eccentric Shop Tutor.... no one? :D |
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| 10 Apr 2013 08:26 PM |
| once i saw it was alot of writing was didnt read it |
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Iciness
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| 10 Apr 2013 08:27 PM |
| Paragraph it 4 me and I will read. |
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| 10 Apr 2013 08:28 PM |
i love stories on lmad
but tl;dr
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thunderri
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thunderri
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| 10 Apr 2013 09:19 PM |
i just read that all *shoots self*
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