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| 07 Apr 2013 03:48 PM |
The Darwin Awards are a tongue-in-cheek honor, originating in Usenet newsgroup discussions circa 1985. They recognize individuals who have contributed to human evolution by self-selecting themselves out of the gene pool via death or sterilization due to their own (unnecessarily foolish) actions.
>They recognize individuals who have contributed to human evolution by self-selecting themselves out of the gene pool via death or sterilization due to their own (unnecessarily foolish) actions.
>self-selecting themselves out of the gene pool via death
>via death
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Htisar
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| 07 Apr 2013 03:49 PM |
| "Please God, please let this kill me so I can get a Darwin award" |
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Hyphalax
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| 07 Apr 2013 03:50 PM |
you get a darwin award if you kill yourself in an extremely stupid way
it's not a bad thing |
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| 07 Apr 2013 03:52 PM |
>you get a darwin award if you kill yourself in an extremely stupid way it's not a bad thing
>kill yourself
And that is not bad making a award for deaths why? |
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| 07 Apr 2013 03:53 PM |
Hey, the darwin award cuts down on stupidity if somebody is willing to get one thats less stupid in the world |
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goof333
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| 07 Apr 2013 03:56 PM |
>or sterilization
I might add
some people are better not to breed.
this is a way of saying
"Good gosh you so fricken stupid, PLEASE dont have children! Heres an award, look its shiny" |
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| 07 Apr 2013 03:58 PM |
So is getting the award a bad thing?
And if it is, why is it called an award?
What? I don't get it. |
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| 07 Apr 2013 03:59 PM |
>So is getting the award a bad thing?
Technically yes since you died
>And if it is, why is it called an award?
no idea
>What? I don't get it.
I just explained |
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Hyphalax
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| 07 Apr 2013 03:59 PM |
"And that is not bad making a award for deaths why?"
tragedy plus time equals comedy
if you kill yourself in an extremely stupid way, it'll probably end up being hilarious somewhere down the road |
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Hyphalax
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| 07 Apr 2013 04:00 PM |
it's not an actual award
it's just a joke tihng |
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GoldLava
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| 07 Apr 2013 04:01 PM |
| The TV show 1000 ways to die is basically like Darwin's version of the Oscars |
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| 07 Apr 2013 04:01 PM |
>if you kill yourself in an extremely stupid way, it'll probably end up being hilarious somewhere down the road
Deaths aren't funny to luagh about
>it's not an actual award it's just a joke tihng
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Hyphalax
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| 07 Apr 2013 04:02 PM |
"Deaths aren't funny to luagh about"
you're a wuss |
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| 07 Apr 2013 04:02 PM |
>The TV show 1000 ways to die is basically like Darwin's version of the Oscars
I guess so...some deaths are stupid so.... |
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Zhelib
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| 07 Apr 2013 04:03 PM |
| an emo would be happy to have one I think |
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goof333
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| 07 Apr 2013 04:03 PM |
I WILL SAY THIS AGAIN
>or sterilization "
"Oops, MARTHA!! THE AXE SLIPPED...." |
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| 07 Apr 2013 04:04 PM |
>I have a Darwin award.
So you will never have kids or your dead? |
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| 07 Apr 2013 04:04 PM |
>an emo would be happy to have one I think
"The dawrin award goes to this random emo for cutting herself!"
>I WILL SAY THIS AGAIN or sterilization "
What does that mean? |
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| 07 Apr 2013 04:05 PM |
I would be jealous of the emo if "it" got one.
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| 07 Apr 2013 04:06 PM |
>I would be jealous of the emo if "it" got one.
Probably wouldn't |
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Zhelib
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| 07 Apr 2013 04:07 PM |
| @Mud the world may never know! |
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| 07 Apr 2013 04:08 PM |
"Deaths aren't funny to luagh about"
they are extremly funny. |
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Hyphalax
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| 07 Apr 2013 04:08 PM |
sterilization is the process of removing one's ability to reproduce, essentially taking yourself out of the gene pool
an emo wouldn't get one because those deaths are all boring
it has to be a spectacular death |
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