basset
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| 07 Apr 2013 01:20 AM |
YOU WILL NEVER EVER GET THIS MY TEACHER TOLD ME THIS ONE A WHILE AGO
A ship pulls up at a dock
the starving captain runs to a restraunt and orders some albatross soup
he takes a bite, screams, and runs outside and dies
wtf happened
hint: the soup was perfectly fine |
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Berkerser
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| 07 Apr 2013 01:21 AM |
"the soup was perfectly fine"
that's what the captain thought
BUT THE WAITER POISONED IT AND THE COOK WAS TO BLAME |
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basset
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loljik
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| 07 Apr 2013 01:22 AM |
o oooooo i get it
teh soup had poison but the poison was disguised |
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basset
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| 07 Apr 2013 01:22 AM |
no there was no poison
the soup was actually safe |
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Pengpaw4
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| 07 Apr 2013 01:23 AM |
| The ship was a evil wizard and zapped him. |
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| 07 Apr 2013 01:23 AM |
albatross is poisonous
duh
Why so serious? |
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| 07 Apr 2013 01:23 AM |
what kind of a person orders albatross soup
that or he was already dying from being on a ship or running
Horseradish is not an instrument either |
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Pengpaw4
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| 07 Apr 2013 01:23 AM |
| The albatross is a bird, so therefore he choked on it, and died. |
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BenIdol
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| 07 Apr 2013 01:24 AM |
| poulsen made the soup > not fine |
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| 07 Apr 2013 01:25 AM |
| He got a shot in the chest right when he took his first sip/bite. |
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| 07 Apr 2013 01:26 AM |
he was alergic to it
"Is there a movie I think I should have won the Oscar for? Yeah. All of them" -Morgan Freeman |
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Pengpaw4
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| 07 Apr 2013 01:26 AM |
It's a bird so he died from eating it asdfghjkl; |
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| 07 Apr 2013 01:28 AM |
| you can't bite soup meaning he bit his mouth = screaming |
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basset
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| 07 Apr 2013 01:31 AM |
fer got it
it's an extremely complicated riddle, look it up |
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