Quasar99
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:05 AM |
You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.
Inside of your office sits your KEY, DESK, TELEPHONE, DOOR, SAFE, and numerous other objects.
What will you do?
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:08 AM |
The safe seems to already be ajar. However, it contains THREE items:
1 [one] Candy Corn 1 [one] BACKUP FEDORA 1 [one] DUMBWAITER KEY
Pick them up?
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:12 AM |
| Pick up all of it. ALL OF IT! |
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:13 AM |
You pick up all of the objects. You wonder why you hid them in there in the first place!
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[] Candy Corn [] Dumbwaiter Key [] Backup Fedora
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:14 AM |
| Because backup hats are extremely important! Can't have nobody touching dem. Pick up the KEY. |
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Quasar99
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:17 AM |
You manhandle your TRUSTY HANDGUN. No Problem Sleuth goes anywhere without this beast at hand!
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[] Candy Corn [] Dumbwaiter Key [] Keygun [WEAPON] [] Backup Fedora
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:19 AM |
((>Skip to the part where Spiderpig gets one and isn't Problem Sleuth))
A man builds a horse shaped house. One person says it isn't stable. |
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:20 AM |
(well then who do you WANT to be :U)
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:21 AM |
| Take your GUN and UNLOCK the DOOR if it's LOCKED. |
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:21 AM |
((Pickle guy. Inspect things.))
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:22 AM |
(ok)
You take your GUN and unlock the door. Turns out it was never locked in the first place! You wonder what is ceasing you from opening this glorious, mahogany door.
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:25 AM |
You can't! It is blocked by your DOOR, stupid.
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:28 AM |
You just just...
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Proceed to kick Quasar99.
In other news, look at your desk. |
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Quasar99
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:30 AM |
Whos Quasar99? Is he nice?
You look at your desk. On top sits a RANSOM NOTE and a very UNSCRUPULOUS and NON-VALIANT note.
And your computer, but who gives a fluck about that?
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:30 AM |
Go on your computer, proceed to go to Roblox, and click the forums, and hit Roleplaying. Proceed to click on this thread.
Read both notes. |
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:32 AM |
You are now on this thread, dissappointed to see that your life is controlled by some dumb human!
Two dumb humans!
The ransom note is in German; so you can't read it except the signature.
"- Cookie Monster"
What the fluck. However, you are not melancholy for long! You find a box of DANISH COOKIES in the note. You love these things!
The unscrupulous note is something un-fair about a business card. But whatever.
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:34 AM |
EAT ALL THE COOKIES.
ALL OF THEM! |
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:36 AM |
You start to munch on the cookies in a captivated manner, until you start to feel weird.
You begin to toss and tumble a bit; until you finally fall out of your WINDOW that was never mentioned, in to the STREETS.
This is odd.
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:40 AM |
| Proceed to wander around aimlessly, and try and get run over by a car. |
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:42 AM |
Waiting desperately, you attempt to end your life by getting run over.
However, everything is completely still! An ugly man walks an ugly dog, ugly car coming through the streets at a pace of 0 MPH.
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:42 AM |
My imagination sucks.
Shoot the man using the KEY. |
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:44 AM |
Your KEY has no bullets!!
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| 06 Apr 2013 11:55 AM |
Drats.
Proceed to wait until my imagination is dead. |
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