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| 04 Apr 2013 02:29 AM |
Person 1: Yo mama so fat she was found behind mount Everest! Person 2: Yo mama so dumb, when she was locked inside a supermarket. She STARVED TO DEATH! |
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frodo63
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| 04 Apr 2013 12:58 PM |
yo mamma so hairy, she has been mistaken for bigfoot
"BIGFOOT! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!" mamma: "COME BACK HONEY!!!" |
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| 04 Apr 2013 01:04 PM |
| Yo mama is so fat, when she swims in the sea, the navy force think it's a Sumbarine... |
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| 04 Apr 2013 01:44 PM |
Yo' momma so fat, we took a photo of her last year and IT'S STILL PRINTING! The total ink and paper cost so far has cost over 9,000,000$
~ƒαη¢у ωяιтιηg ιѕ נυѕт ѕσ... ƒαη¢у. |
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| 04 Apr 2013 02:20 PM |
| Yo mama so stupid when she got locked in the grocery store she starved to death |
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| 04 Apr 2013 09:28 PM |
YO MAMMA SO FAT, SHE OCUPIES WALL STREET, ALL BY HERSELF!
YO MAMMA SO STUP1D, SHE SITS ON THE TV AND WATCHES THE COUCH!
YO MAMMA SO OLD, WHEN I TOLD HE TO ACT HER AGE, SHE FREAKING DIED!
YO MAMMA SO STUP1D, SHE GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR!
YO MAMMA SO UGLY, SHES THE REASON WALDO IS HIDING!
YO MAMMA SO STUP1D, SHE BROUGHT A SPOON, TO THE SUPER BOWL!
YO MAMMA SO FAT, THAT WHEN SHE DIES IN COD, HER KILLER GETS A 5 PERSON KILLSTREAK!
YO MAMMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE MADE A MYSPACE ACCOUNT, EVERYONE SWITCHED TO FACEBOOK!
YO MAMMA SO FAT, THAT WHEN SHE MADE A PS3 ACCOUNT, THE WHOLE NETWORK CRASHED!
herp derp |
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| Joined: 13 Apr 2012 |
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| 04 Apr 2013 10:04 PM |
| Yo mamma so stupid that she had to climb a glass wall to see the other side |
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| 04 Apr 2013 10:08 PM |
| Yo mamma so ugly that the mirror needs to take a break from her. |
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| 05 Apr 2013 11:15 AM |
| Yo mama so fat that right when she ate her leftover me ball from tuesdayshe notcied it was JUIPTER!!!!!!!!! |
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| 05 Apr 2013 12:41 PM |
| Yo mama is so fat I missed 3 episodes on my TV! |
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| 05 Apr 2013 09:19 PM |
| YO MAMMA SO OLD, HER BREAST MILK, TURNED TO POWDER! |
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