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| 04 Apr 2013 01:29 PM |
| one time i was in school and a random paper towel flew in my face and i screamed a the top of my lungs and the fire extinglisher broke and all the stuff inside it went all over the school, then bigfoot kidnapped me and he took me to his castle where i was fed pencils, then he hated me when i had to take a bubble bath and he threw me into the school, then people were chewing gum in school and i got sticky because i aciddently touched it and i rolled to the principals office were i got suspended. then the principal called my mom and i was grounded for 1 sec, i was so mad i broke my bed and then my face turned green and i got sucked into a ufo. the ailens in the ufo hated me and ate me for dinner. but i actually pranked them for dinner because i put a plastic thing on there plate that looked like me, i escaped and i landed into a movie theater where i watched oz the great and powerful. |
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| 04 Apr 2013 01:32 PM |
| *reads then looks at primary group* *dies* |
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| 04 Apr 2013 01:38 PM |
there was a "music store" there was dubstep only! |
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| 04 Apr 2013 01:46 PM |
one time i was so excited i was going to see the creators of despecable me and when i got there i was so happy i exploded and i was still alive and my skin was ripped apart only my soul was walking and then i walked to the place but then before i went in a rocket hit my face and i got a little tiny bump on my face but i was ok. the rocket had poison in it i was choking then i thought i was dead when i landed on a modified wii. i ate the disc that was ejecting out of the wii and i hurt my self so much. i puked five hundred-million times and the disc came out and it was all slimy and gross covered with bugs. i put it back in my mouth and i choked and landed face first on the sidewalk when i woke up i was in the hospital watching dora and i got stiches on my eyes then elmo appeared and started dancing my eyes burned up and i was suprized when i woke up again all better sitting in... A CHAIR NEXT TO MY COMPUTER good times |
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| 04 Apr 2013 01:47 PM |
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GgflscOmW8 |
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| 04 Apr 2013 01:57 PM |
You don't know how to get to time axis W, but I'll tell you. First, you have to spin in outer space until you're heavily suffering from vertigo, then you need to throw your paper planes in a red metal scrap that nothing can fit in while deliberately calling 911 to get someone to send a lifetime supply of fried whalephants your way. And then, you must spin MORE, and MORE, and MORE, until you feel like you could make an entire infinity pass in the matter of a few nanoseconds, and after doing that, you have to quickly open a cabinet, and throw the key inside, and throw yourself inside, during 5 REAL seconds. If you did this correctly, you should be flinged out of something that is so small it's pretty much nothing and does pretty much nothing except muck about with the time-space continuum. And if you see a planet covered by mostly ocans, and a few islands here and there, with a kind of tropical feeling, you've failed. But if you see a strange blue planet that feels like it's chasing you and trying to catch you, completely ignoring its own gravity field, you've succeeded. Prepare to dive to the very hard surface of the planet, because that doesn't hurt at all. Welcome to time axis W.
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| 04 Apr 2013 01:58 PM |
| Here is a funny story: MY birth. |
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| 11 Jun 2013 06:44 AM |
one unfortunate day a hideous creature was born this creature had a fascination and liking for mangoes this creature advanced and took on the nickname "mangojack" (online, that is) to this very day, this ugly, emaciated, lanky creature roams the earth, making everyone's day worse |
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| 11 Jun 2013 06:45 AM |
I like stories
made from swedish
- oh no - |
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| 11 Jun 2013 06:46 AM |
| Onces there was a boy named readmyblogs (op). he made a thread so terrible and readmy blogs died and the thread gave the OT'ers cancer. proof its real: http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=93838423 |
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| 11 Jun 2013 06:50 AM |
404 wins the game
The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert’s Symphony Number 9. |
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| 11 Jun 2013 07:32 AM |
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
one day, I joined OT THE END |
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Privew
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| 11 Jun 2013 07:33 AM |
Once upon a time...
I died from OTs grammar. |
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Skellor
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| 11 Jun 2013 07:33 AM |
| so basically a huge collection of randumb stories |
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| 13 Jun 2013 03:50 AM |
I want this thread alive
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