iwantpsp
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| 02 Apr 2013 09:54 AM |
V1:We all "WE CAN FIX IT!" I fixed my money money swag swag OMG SWAG LOOK AT HER but Y0L0 becuz I am so C00L BECUZ IM THA MONEH Me and BOBTHE BUILDA CHORUS: CAN WE FIX IT? YUS WE CAN! CAN WE FIX IT? YUS WE CAN! (2X) V2 (Bob the builder): I'm all in this sandbox, Building these things with my tractor and my truck becuz lil wayne and me YOLO but I money money PLAYING IN TEH SAND!!! PLAYING IN TEH SAND!!!! Aww! SHE BROKE MEH SANDCASTLE!!! V2 (Lil wayne): YOU JEALOUS OF ME? I GOT BOB ON A TRACK... CUZ IM WAYNE. MARTIAN. HELLO ITS THE WAYNE! HELO IM WAYNE. Now HELLO LOOK AT MEH MONEH!!! AND MY NEW CD HAS A DEAD BUTTERFLY ON THE COVER!!! (The end) |
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| 02 Apr 2013 10:03 AM |
Wow this is witty.
Failtard. |
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| 02 Apr 2013 10:06 AM |
| Go home, your also drunk agaian, stop getting drunk psp |
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| 02 Apr 2013 10:55 AM |
| "No, officer, I'm not drinking WHILE driving! I've been drunk!" |
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| 02 Apr 2013 11:00 AM |
How high are you? No Officer! It's: Hi, how are you?
Do you know how fast you were going? No sir, the needle stops at 150.
Officer! I'm so glad you made it here! Someone stole ALL my weed!
Yo, that little gun on your belt ain't nothin compared to what I got in the backseat.
Whatever you do, DON'T CHECK THE TRUNK! |
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iwantpsp
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| 02 Apr 2013 08:45 PM |
Oh, officer! I just got back from your house! Your daughter says hi, by the way.
I SWEAR SHE WAS 18! |
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| 02 Apr 2013 08:51 PM |
didnt this guy "quit"
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shonyshon
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| Joined: 23 Feb 2008 |
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| 02 Apr 2013 08:52 PM |
No support.
You obviously copied Based Wekkless's flow.. |
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| 02 Apr 2013 08:54 PM |
| Yo. No support. You also copied Based Guest's flow. |
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| 02 Apr 2013 09:02 PM |
"Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!"
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| 02 Apr 2013 09:34 PM |
Lol. You know how fast you were going? Nope, fell asleep 5 miles back. |
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| 02 Apr 2013 09:35 PM |
I once got pulled over after leaving a donut shop. I rolled down my window and said to the officer, "What? You smelt em?" Eh. That joke isn't funny. |
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| 02 Apr 2013 09:38 PM |
I saw this joke one time on facebook.
Officer: What is in your hands
Drunk: A water bottle
Officer:That's a bottle of b33r
Drunk: PRAISE THE LORD AND ALL HIS MIRACLES |
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| 02 Apr 2013 09:39 PM |
xD Why did we start doing cop jokes? |
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| 02 Apr 2013 09:39 PM |
| Lol I don't know. I read the top and I don't know how this even started. it's fun though |
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| 02 Apr 2013 09:40 PM |
"If you caught me,you were going pass the speed limit to" *Throws ticket in cop's face* |
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