|
| 01 Apr 2013 06:03 PM |
and you got your last meal what would you eat?
i would eat a key lime pie, cos i could eat the lime pie, and use the key to get out |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 01 Apr 2013 06:04 PM |
| How is a key going to keep you from getting hung |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 01 Apr 2013 06:04 PM |
| Assuming they would give you food. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 01 Apr 2013 06:04 PM |
i open the cell door and escape the prison |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
Crazc4
|
  |
| Joined: 24 Feb 2013 |
| Total Posts: 700 |
|
|
| 01 Apr 2013 06:07 PM |
if you are about to be handed you wouldnt be in jail
~Toothy Green Candy Reindeer~ |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 01 Apr 2013 06:11 PM |
| I will start doing neck exercises today, so that if I ever get hanged I will have a buff neck and I will flex my neck muscles and break the hanging noose thingy! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Somepony
|
  |
| Joined: 20 Jul 2011 |
| Total Posts: 12957 |
|
| |
|
|
| 01 Apr 2013 06:14 PM |
Food.
ι'м αη αηgєℓ ωιтн α ѕнσтgυη |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
darko29
|
  |
| Joined: 02 Feb 2009 |
| Total Posts: 7402 |
|
| |
|
Zentien
|
  |
| Joined: 17 Nov 2012 |
| Total Posts: 5516 |
|
|
| 01 Apr 2013 06:14 PM |
play roblox
i am zentish merman |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
JPFan
|
  |
| Joined: 11 Dec 2009 |
| Total Posts: 11110 |
|
|
| 01 Apr 2013 06:15 PM |
I would eat a closed pocketknife, but not eat it completely, take it out, cut the rope, and leave.
|
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 01 Apr 2013 06:16 PM |
| or, i would eat a ton of cake so i will get fat, so when i get hanged the rope will snap cos i way so much and i can escape |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Somepony
|
  |
| Joined: 20 Jul 2011 |
| Total Posts: 12957 |
|
| |
|
Caikde
|
  |
| Joined: 31 May 2011 |
| Total Posts: 2549 |
|
|
| 01 Apr 2013 06:19 PM |
peanuts peanut allergy i did get that off of cyanide and happiness |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
JPFan
|
  |
| Joined: 11 Dec 2009 |
| Total Posts: 11110 |
|
| |
|
Somepony
|
  |
| Joined: 20 Jul 2011 |
| Total Posts: 12957 |
|
| |
|
hidogs
|
  |
| Joined: 14 Jan 2011 |
| Total Posts: 5285 |
|
| |
|
| |
|
|
| 01 Apr 2013 06:22 PM |
@nick
he can just lift more then they do |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
JPFan
|
  |
| Joined: 11 Dec 2009 |
| Total Posts: 11110 |
|
|
| 01 Apr 2013 06:25 PM |
@nick;
What did you just say about me? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will pour fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, kiddo |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 01 Apr 2013 06:29 PM |
Oh yeah. Well I'm a
What did you just say about me? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will pour fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, kiddo |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
|
| 01 Apr 2013 06:31 PM |
@JP
You spelled Guerrilla wrong. As in Guerrilla Warfare.
ι'м αη αηgєℓ ωιтн α ѕнσтgυη |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
JPFan
|
  |
| Joined: 11 Dec 2009 |
| Total Posts: 11110 |
|
|
| 01 Apr 2013 07:57 PM |
@coolguy;
obviously doesn't get the joke/reference. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|