koopaNGC
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:06 PM |
The My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic forum section may only be used to posted nothing but ponies. Since bright-colored, adorable equines are far more superior than the human race, breaking the rules will result in immediate ban followed by the National Gaurd, of whatever region you may live, who will hunt you down and force you to watch the full season 1 of MLP;FiM as punishment. Failure to comply will be met with severe duct taping. ALL RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!
Why? Because ponies are srs bzns!
Rule #1 All hate towards the show, bronies, or hate by itself that our Goddess Princess Celestia would deem untrue to the motto, "Love and Tolerance" will result in severe pony brainwashing. Trust me, we'll make brony zombies out of you.
Rule #2 Since we are faithful to MLP;FiM you must now go under extreme pony-fication. You must now pretend you are your OC pony. If you do not have one, one will be issued out to you. If you OC is breaking the over-powered OC pony rules, your OC pony will be deleted and you will be given a new one. This way we will abandon our cruddy human lives and live those of being a pony.
Rule #2a As a pony, you MUST speak in pony terms. "Everyone" will now be replaced with the more proper term everypony. Hands are a slanderous lie, and you will believe that you have hooves! All ponies only eat vegetation and you will give up your vile meat-eating ways! This is the only way to fully embrace the brony religion!
Rule #3 Princess Celestia wins being best pony by default. Since our goddess sees and knows all, she will come down upon you with the might of the sun and crush you for sticking to the loyalty of another pony as an act of treason. Best pony is Princess Celestia, period.
Rule #4 Do not feed the parasprites for they only exist to corrupt you against non-pony ways. Please report and notify to our glorious and noble Princess Twilight Sparkle if you happen to spot one. It is of upmost importance they they all be extinguished by the magic of friendship!
Rule #5 Every Friday you must write a friendship report to Princess Celestia on the morals of friendship that you have learned throughout your stay in Equestria. Being TARDY will result in you being sent back to Magic Kindergarten, Filly Flight School, or Earth Pony Daycare depending on if your OC, err I mean if you are a unicorn, pegasis, or earth pony.
NOTE: Not every rule is listed, but as the responsible pony that you are, you MUST abide by Equestrian Law. Remember, Princess Celestia is always looking out for you. Together we can spread the magic of friendship across the world in total harmony. Please remember to pony on my little ponies! |
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koopaNGC
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:09 PM |
| Ehhh... should have figured no pony would want to read this... |
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56782345
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:11 PM |
all hail our princess
http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=40509872 |
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hidogs
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:12 PM |
Nobody read this. My OC is a rebel.
Princess Cadence is best pony.
You have no control over OT |
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koopaNGC
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:13 PM |
| You must respect the Princesses! |
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:14 PM |
"Nobody read this. My OC is a rebel." original oc DO NOT STEL!!!!!!1111 xdd |
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:16 PM |
everyone hates princess celestia.
Should I feed the paraspites spam or gruel? |
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koopaNGC
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:19 PM |
| Yes, you may not steal OC ponies. That will be considered identity fraud. |
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:20 PM |
But I don't like ponies!
ι'м αη αηgєℓ ωιтн α ѕнσтgυη |
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hudso3
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:22 PM |
I laughed, that was good.
~Insert care here \_/~ |
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koopaNGC
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:22 PM |
| @Coolguy65789021, It's alright. We have already notified the National Gaurd in your area. Please stand by as they prepare the duct tape. |
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:23 PM |
Okay!
ι'м αη αηgєℓ ωιтн α ѕнσтgυη |
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hudso3
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:23 PM |
My name is PnyofUnlimitedPower, everypony should know that they need to stay out of my way.
~Insert care here \_/~ |
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YoshiFTW
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:24 PM |
i don't like ponies
i don't like duck tape either or duct tape or scotch tape or video tape or any other kind of tape
or brainwashing or power rangers or most tv shows or bakugan or anything i don't like |
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koopaNGC
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:25 PM |
| @yoshiftw, Don't worry. You won't even realized you have been duct tape once the nation gaurd has you watching an episode. |
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YoshiFTW
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:26 PM |
@koopa
alright
which episode will i be forced to watch |
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koopaNGC
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:27 PM |
@Fastlane250: I expected much from you Discord.
@yoshiftw, All of them. Muahahahaha! *ahem* won't that be fun? |
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YoshiFTW
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:29 PM |
@koopa
will it be on a portable screen attached to a collar bolted to my neck so i can go to the bathroom and order a pizza if i need to |
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:29 PM |
| I am best pony don't deny. More powerful then your pathetic queen. |
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koopaNGC
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:30 PM |
| @yoshiftw, You won't need food once you have ponies. Your life will be complete once you have ponies... |
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YoshiFTW
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| 01 Apr 2013 06:31 PM |
@koopa
okay i'm ready
call the national guard
i'll be found hugging my eevee plushie for the final time in my life
i won't be liking pokemon anymore now that i will have ponies |
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