LordKamoo
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| 27 Mar 2013 12:41 AM |
I ran into a tree, I fell into a magical world. I was confused at first but then I started walking. And walking.. And walking.. I stopped walking before I fell into a magical portal. and then...
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| 27 Mar 2013 12:44 AM |
| A dog came up and bit my jugular out, so I fell into said magical portal into the 9'th circle of hell. |
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| 27 Mar 2013 05:53 AM |
When I fell into the portal to hell, I fell on top of an old man. I had broken his back and he was screaming in pain. Immediately I jump off of him with shock "Oh my gosh I'm so sorry!" I said as he shook. I tried helping him, but then I felt a cold hand on my shoulder, I turned around and there right behind me, was a demon. "Hello my dear, don't bother trying to help him, after all he deserves it, he landed here in hell after all" Staring back at the demon I couldn't reply, I felt so much fear I couldn't bring myself to speak. "Come, you aren't suppose to be here, you must speak with our lord"
Struggling, I followed him slowly. All around us I could hear high pitch screams and cries from other people surely being tortured for there sins. I didn't know what to think, I never believed in Hell. In fact I never even believed in Satan, so after all this time I was wrong about God, Heaven, Hell, and Satan...It was pretty scary.
We arrived at a castle over a lava pit, and there in a chair, was Satan himself, greeting all his demons who had just arrived from earth. The demon who escorted me here told me to walk toward's Satan, and speak. |
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| 27 Mar 2013 06:07 AM |
| Where is my Taco? Oh wait, that is not what I wanted to say. I meant to say is, do you know why you are to me, ma'am? I hope you do, it will be a nice ride.... |
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| 27 Mar 2013 06:48 AM |
Suddenly, getting suddenly and irrevocably bored, I grab a rock and climb onto Satan, bashing him on the head with it. I continued to do so until he pulled me off, and threw me high into the air, until I ascended from the bowels of Hell onto Earth once more.
At my feet, I see a puppy, barking and smiling, wishing for me to throw a stick for him.
"Aw," I said, "such a cute dog. Just kidding, you're ugly as crap. Time to die."
Spontaneously, the dog bursts into flames, and runs into the forest, lighting everything in his way into flame.
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| 27 Mar 2013 10:19 AM |
| YOLOERS UNITE (I'm not actually a YOLO kind'o'guy. |
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LordKamoo
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| Joined: 14 Jul 2012 |
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| 27 Mar 2013 01:06 PM |
Well, before the "yolo" and "swag" stuff came. I was reading this. I laughed so hard. :P |
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