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| 23 Mar 2013 10:09 AM |
(From the creator of "A life of a guest" "A sad story about a Noob" And other stories made from amazingMikedude, comes What happens when you buy Noob Mix for your pet noob.)
(Based on the Ad)
Our short story begins, with amazingMikedude and his pet noob watching TV.
"We will return to your show after these messages." The TV blared. "Is your noob annoying?" The commercial asked "Yes" Mike replied. "Well then, your should get.................." "HURRY UP AND SAY IT!" "NOOB MIX! YOUR NOOB WILL WUV IT! When his pet noob saw the noob mix box on the screen, he went over to mike and started whimpering and scratching on his leg. "Fine, I'll get it." He put noob on a leash, and they walked to the pet noob store. When noob saw the noob mix on the shelf he tried to get it, but it was too high. So Mike grabbed it, and had to keep noob from eating it before they got to the checkout isle. When they were walking back, noob was still whimpering for the noob mix.
When they got home, noob begged for it. Mike put it in his bowl. And noob crawled to the bowl and ate it like a dog. Then begged for more. "Sorry, Im all out." "GRRRRRRRRR" "What are you- AHHHH"
And that it why your should buy noob mix. Wait, what is going o- OMG! AMAZINGMIKEDUDE JUST KILLED NOOB IN SELF DEFENSE! *Commercial get cut off.* |
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