Chadvayne
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:53 PM |
ohi guys this is how you speed up your laptop step 1. put barbecue sauce on the touchpad to speed it up so you can point faster, or put it under your mouse if you use one. step 2. put glue in the cd drive and usb ports to make those things faster and keep them inside step 3. remove your ram sticks, put the standard generation 1 cool whip on it, break off the left corners and insert step 4. remove the keyboard buttons so you can clean out al the crap that falls under them (i usually remove them by striking the keyboard with a standard flat sided hammer) step 5. put the standard gen. 1 cool whip on the monitor, start button, and sound ports, this speeds up the start time, gives you HD video, and makes the sound louder and clearer
thanks i hope this helped |
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faker14
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:54 PM |
tl;dr my laptop is fast enough |
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:54 PM |
delete system32
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Chadvayne
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:55 PM |
| if you have a computer, terminate it and buy a slow laptop so you can follow these instructions to speed it up |
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:56 PM |
thanks for this
my computer just exploded |
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Chadvayne
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:57 PM |
| hmm i am not responsible for any damage caused to your laptop |
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Bosk123
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:57 PM |
| So origonal I forgot to laugh at it |
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