HaikuOS2
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:24 PM |
Princess, your feet are beautiful in those sandals. The curves of your thighs are like jewelry made by an artist. Your navel is like a round cup; may it never be without wine. Your belly is like a pile of wheat surrounded by lilies. Your breasts are like twin fawns of a young gazelle. Your neck is like an ivory tower. Your eyes are like the pools in Heshbon near the gate of Bath Rabbim. Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon that looks toward Damascus. Your head is like Carmel, and the hair on your head is like silk. Your long flowing hair captures even a king. You are so beautiful and so pleasant, a lovely, delightful young woman! You are tall— as tall as a palm tree. And your breasts are like the clusters of fruit on that tree. I would love to climb that tree and take hold of its branches. May your breasts be like clusters of grapes and your fragrance like apples. May your mouth be like the best wine, flowing straight to my love, flowing gently to the sleeper’s lips. |
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Yokeru
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:26 PM |
| you should use that as a pick up line |
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9prind
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:28 PM |
| personaly i perfere the part where god forces a woman to eat her child. |
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:28 PM |
The bible is a big fan of br34sts apparently.
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:29 PM |
"And your br34sts are like the clusters of fruit on that tree. I would love to climb that tree and take hold of its branches."
LOL LOL LOL
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djyo662
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:30 PM |
@prind
pansy. this part is better |
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NineNyan9
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lava3321
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:31 PM |
Anyone who is captured will be run through with a sword. Their little children will be dashed to death right before their eyes. Their homes will be sacked and their wives [Grape] by the attacking hordes. For I will stir up the Medes against Babylon, and no amount of silver or gold will buy them off. The attacking armies will shoot down the young people with arrows. They will have no mercy on helpless babies and will show no compassion for the children.
(Isaiah 13:15-18 NLT)
---if you havin hull problems i feel bad for u son, i got 99 problems but a breach aint one |
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joyjoy777
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:32 PM |
| When I thought talking about religion is not allowed on the forum... |
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9prind
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:33 PM |
"pansy. this part is better"
but god forces a woman to eat her child after she and another woman promised to eat their children during a famine and the other woman did. how is that not the best part of the bible? |
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:34 PM |
Leviticus 26:27-29:
And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me; Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins. And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:35 PM |
Jeremiah 19:9-13:
And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them. Then shalt thou break the bottle in the sight of the men that go with thee, And shalt say unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Even so will I break this people and this city, as one breaketh a potter's vessel, that cannot be made whole again: and they shall bury them in Tophet, till there be no place to bury. Thus will I do unto this place, saith the LORD, and to the inhabitants thereof, and even make this city as Tophet: And the houses of Jerusalem, and the houses of the kings of Judah, shall be defiled as the place of Tophet, because of all the houses upon whose roofs they have burned incense unto all the host of heaven, and have poured out drink offerings unto other gods.
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:40 PM |
Leviticus 26:14-46:
14“ ‘But if you will not listen to me and carry out all these commands, 15and if you reject my decrees and abhor my laws and fail to carry out all my commands and so violate my covenant, 16then I will do this to you: I will bring on you sudden terror, wasting diseases and fever that will destroy your sight and sap your strength. You will plant seed in vain, because your enemies will eat it. 17I will set my face against you so that you will be defeated by your enemies; those who hate you will rule over you, and you will flee even when no one is pursuing you.
18“ ‘If after all this you will not listen to me, I will punish you for your sins seven times over. 19I will break down your stubborn pride and make the sky above you like iron and the ground beneath you like bronze. 20Your strength will be spent in vain, because your soil will not yield its crops, nor will the trees of your land yield their fruit.
21“ ‘If you remain hostile toward me and refuse to listen to me, I will multiply your afflictions seven times over, as your sins deserve. 22I will send wild animals against you, and they will rob you of your children, destroy your cattle and make you so few in number that your roads will be deserted.
23“ ‘If in spite of these things you do not accept my correction but continue to be hostile toward me, 24I myself will be hostile toward you and will afflict you for your sins seven times over. 25And I will bring the sword on you to avenge the breaking of the covenant. When you withdraw into your cities, I will send a plague among you, and you will be given into enemy hands. 26When I cut off your supply of bread, ten women will be able to bake your bread in one oven, and they will dole out the bread by weight. You will eat, but you will not be satisfied.
27“ ‘If in spite of this you still do not listen to me but continue to be hostile toward me, 28then in my anger I will be hostile toward you, and I myself will punish you for your sins seven times over. 29You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters. 30I will destroy your high places, cut down your incense altars and pile your dead bodiesb on the lifeless forms of your idols, and I will abhor you. 31I will turn your cities into ruins and lay waste your sanctuaries, and I will take no delight in the pleasing aroma of your offerings. 32I myself will lay waste the land, so that your enemies who live there will be appalled. 33I will scatter you among the nations and will draw out my sword and pursue you. Your land will be laid waste, and your cities will lie in ruins. 34Then the land will enjoy its sabbath years all the time that it lies desolate and you are in the country of your enemies; then the land will rest and enjoy its sabbaths. 35All the time that it lies desolate, the land will have the rest it did not have during the sabbaths you lived in it.
36“ ‘As for those of you who are left, I will make their hearts so fearful in the lands of their enemies that the sound of a windblown leaf will put them to flight. They will run as though fleeing from the sword, and they will fall, even though no one is pursuing them. 37They will stumble over one another as though fleeing from the sword, even though no one is pursuing them. So you will not be able to stand before your enemies. 38You will perish among the nations; the land of your enemies will devour you. 39Those of you who are left will waste away in the lands of their enemies because of their sins; also because of their ancestors’ sins they will waste away.
40“ ‘But if they will confess their sins and the sins of their ancestors—their unfaithfulness and their hostility toward me, 41which made me hostile toward them so that I sent them into the land of their enemies—then when their uncircumcised hearts are humbled and they pay for their sin, 42I will remember my covenant with Jacob and my covenant with Isaac and my covenant with Abraham, and I will remember the land. 43For the land will be deserted by them and will enjoy its sabbaths while it lies desolate without them. They will pay for their sins because they rejected my laws and abhorred my decrees. 44Yet in spite of this, when they are in the land of their enemies, I will not reject them or abhor them so as to destroy them completely, breaking my covenant with them. I am the Lord their God. 45But for their sake I will remember the covenant with their ancestors whom I brought out of Egypt in the sight of the nations to be their God. I am the Lord.’ ”
46These are the decrees, the laws and the regulations that the Lord established at Mount Sinai between himself and the Israelites through Moses.
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:40 PM |
@Electric
Make dat a song
I would vote for you on Russian Idol
-Jeff <3 me |
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:41 PM |
@prind
boring average drought scenario. this one has more action |
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:42 PM |
God spends more time threatening than anything else.
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| 22 Mar 2013 10:43 PM |
LOL.
Guys, go to bible.cc and search "I am the lord."
It is written "I am the lord" over 974 times in the bible.
EGOCENTRIC MUCH? LOL
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