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abcooocba
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Trickled
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| 17 Mar 2013 09:47 AM |
What did Honey say to the other honey.
You sure look sweet in there.
(This is Honeys favourite joke.) |
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| 17 Mar 2013 09:48 AM |
Visit my place
HOURS of Creepyness... |
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| 17 Mar 2013 09:53 AM |
Funny joke:
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"
"Ten," she replied.
"What are their names?" he asked.
"David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered.
"They're all named David?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'David,' and they all come running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I just say, 'David, come eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!" |
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Alfie594
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| 17 Mar 2013 09:57 AM |
L O L O L O L : joke:
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!''
Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!'' |
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gomach55
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| 17 Mar 2013 09:58 AM |
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms
Knock Knock?
Who's There?
Not Sally.
Not Sally Who?
She had no arms.
~Bearded Women~ |
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| 17 Mar 2013 09:59 AM |
| lol lol lol lol lol im gettin less bored now |
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