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| 15 Mar 2013 10:21 PM |
eat a healthy dose of Jesus!™ brand Fruit snacks! Jesus!™ will make you more spiritual, eat them at church, relaxing, and while praying! Jesus!™ is only 4 dollars per pack of 400 cross shaped fruit snacks! Infused with holy water (which may or may not have baptized random humans) (we are not responsible for any diseases you may get by the water that was used to baptize people) |
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| 15 Mar 2013 10:22 PM |
Jesus!™ is also Blood- flavored, reflecting our saviours bloood!!!!!!!!!!
(jk its really dog blood 4 lols) |
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| 15 Mar 2013 10:23 PM |
| lol this for my atheist friend |
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NineNyan9
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| 15 Mar 2013 10:23 PM |
| lol, send this to atheists |
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| 15 Mar 2013 10:27 PM |
| Try SAVED!™ brand bathtubs. |
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| 16 Mar 2013 09:52 PM |
| Now there are new gummies for the brand new Saved! line of Jesus! fruit snacks, shaped like jesus on a cross, a fish, and the Pope! |
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Skellor
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| 16 Mar 2013 09:56 PM |
follow us on twitter! @jesusfruities |
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Flexably
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| 15 Jun 2013 10:42 PM |
| OMG I HAVE AN IDEA WE CAN GIVE AN ATHIEST A HOT POCKET AND SNEAK THESE INSIDE OF IT |
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jig15
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