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| 15 Mar 2013 07:15 PM |
Post your FIBLE verses here
Fible: Forumer's Bible spin-off.
My favorit is the book of "Swagger Dragon and the slaves of Bebi" |
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| 15 Mar 2013 07:25 PM |
TNT91 And the slave of MCA.
"And MasterCheifAlpha saith unto them, Ye shall not lagpost. For ye have heard it from the beginning, thou shall not lagpost. But the RTers would not follow, and they lagposted, and unto them came swift desruction. So unto MCA came TNT91, and unto MCA he saith; lagpostlagposlagpostlagpostlagpost. MCA struch his belly with his ban hammer, and TNT91 had become the slave of MCA." |
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| 15 Mar 2013 07:27 PM |
Um...
~The Devil Forgot His Pants~ |
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| 15 Mar 2013 07:28 PM |
So, you are basically making fun of Christianity's texts.
Was I suppose to luagh? Oh.
Ha.
P.S, This is offensive to people who take it eriously. Lucky for you, I dont. |
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| 15 Mar 2013 07:29 PM |
Pooverbs 1:20
"For it waas said from the begginning of man, you shall not use blank responses, for it will bring upon you a spirit, a spirit of h4x." |
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| 15 Mar 2013 07:31 PM |
(Im a Christian, this is just fun for me.)
Yourface 4:6
"And he came upon the waters, and screamed; Why doth this subforum conjure up such fantasies, breaking their bonds with their own petty feelings!" |
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| 15 Mar 2013 07:32 PM |
Do you mind you little ass hat? This is not funny at all to those who take it seriously. People actually BELIEVE AND TRUST THE BIBLE. By doing this you are really just mocking them in a way. Don't do that. If you're Christian you obviously aren't a very good one. You don't MOCK AND MAKE FUN OF IT. |
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| 15 Mar 2013 07:36 PM |
In Austin 3:16, it says I just whooped your as.s!
AND THAT'S THE TRUTH CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO! *does stunner*
(DAT FLOODCHECK) |
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| 15 Mar 2013 07:40 PM |
@Mario.
Yeah. But it's not funny. I've seen funny. And this is not it. |
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| 15 Mar 2013 08:52 PM |
If it was not for comedic purpose, then what WAS his intent? Surely it was a failed attempt at comedy. If not, then the only other possibility that it is bait for a religious flame war.
Indeed. |
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| 15 Mar 2013 08:54 PM |
The Notebook of Poe Boy Baltimora Gee, honourary member of the West Staines Massiv and Grove Street.
I drowned everyone in a puddle of ink , wine and melted provolone cheese after beating sandworms to a pulp in Kuwait. |
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| 15 Mar 2013 09:04 PM |
The OOC RPs don't tend to be for comedic purposes, and this is pretty much the same thing except it is modeled after The Bible. |
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| 15 Mar 2013 09:05 PM |
Said` it was "fun" not "funny" there's a difference.
Pooverbs 44:9
"Shut up, foo." |
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| 15 Mar 2013 09:10 PM |
Swagger Dragon and the Slaves of Bebi 80:45
"And had he not head that RT was accursed by the wretch of Ventus? It was his folly that caused it, and becuase of you, the lagposts are overtaking thy home forum. Shame will befall those who indulge in lagposting. For ye have heard it from the beginning; Thou shall not lagpost." |
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| 15 Mar 2013 09:12 PM |
Fartipot 4:87
"The Wizard of Oz is a fat guy who indulged in lagposting. He had been cursed with the wrath of 17 const1pated bubbles." |
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| 16 Mar 2013 12:45 PM |
Reported 5:0
"Now ye know that being reported was the biggest of curses. Mind ye language, lest ye fall into the condemnation of the IP ban."
All should mind this...
And no, this is simply a bunch of humourous sayigs, and a book-like twist to standart forum rules. Not meant to offend my fellow Christians. |
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| 16 Mar 2013 12:46 PM |
No
Reese 6:8
"No, just....No." |
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| 16 Mar 2013 12:52 PM |
Martyr 1:5
"Pish Posh, that is all that is. Pish Posh!" |
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| 16 Mar 2013 12:53 PM |
Oran 8:5
"The beginning of ROBLOX started with Admin." |
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| 16 Mar 2013 12:54 PM |
The Book of Mozilla 8:20
"And thus the Creator looked upon the beast reborn and saw that it was good." |
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