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| 14 Mar 2013 09:14 PM |
| Now this is a story all about how thomasfans life got turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how thomasfan met crash bandicoot. Thomasfan was playing his crappy Crash Bandicoot games as usual when suddenly he had to take care of one of his "urges". While he was doing this he started thinking about Crash Bandicoot and started greasing his pole faster and faster. Just before climax he got teleported into another universe. Vladski walked up to him and said "So you were touching yourself furiously to him to?" "Yes I was." Thomasfan replied shamefully. When suddenly... CRASH BANDICOOT APPEARS! Crash Bandicoot says "So you want to touch yourself to me? Why not try the real thing!" Thomasfan and Vladski immediately got down on their knees and started licking his furry member. "It tastes just like I imagined it would!" said Vladski. When suddenly Crash forced it down Thomasfans throat and let out all his milk in his mouth. And as he was sitting there licking his lips he saw a strange kid in the background with a shirt that says IRONMAN with 4 ps3 controllers up his ass using what looks like lube to put it inside him. And then Thomasfan wakes up to realize he just had a special dream....... |
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mamaguy
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| 14 Mar 2013 09:16 PM |
| oh dear this is gold thank you. |
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icyfelix
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| 14 Mar 2013 09:16 PM |
| 'Ya know, at first I was disappointed that I wasn't included but at the end I was actually quite glad. ._. |
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| 14 Mar 2013 09:19 PM |
11/10 pure gold-plated platinum
Do geth and PCs, next.
-/(Hold me close and hold me fast. This is La Vie En Rose)\- |
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| 14 Mar 2013 09:21 PM |
Hmmmm....
I am Vladski, y'know.
"Quickly! Into the vortex!" |
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| 14 Mar 2013 09:22 PM |
Still better then Twilight.
~Crash is best Bandicoot. |
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| 14 Mar 2013 09:28 PM |
| Oh god, I can't stop laughing |
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| 15 Mar 2013 08:27 AM |
| reported for PAing and innapropriate |
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